The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Do You Fetch the Mead?
22 Comments
SquishyMage May 30, 2012 @ 3:15pm 
is it possible to mod it so that the guards respect you like normal when you are the harbinger?
ladywolfblack May 8, 2012 @ 9:44pm 
Personally I would just love a mod that gives me the option of Punching (with immunity) any guard flat on his ass.
eldritchsyntax (hammerfell) May 1, 2012 @ 6:17pm 
also, If you wanna get rid of the rude "lockpick", "sneak", and "pickpocket" comments, use the less condenscending guards mod, and don't focus on those perks
dragonknight Apr 18, 2012 @ 6:23pm 
I killed a guard over this remark with a FUS RO DAH! and didn't get into any troble. Apparently guards don't know how to swim >:)
torunndixon Mar 20, 2012 @ 7:20pm 
@Tirade & Lickitung- check out the dialogue collection-maybe the respectful guards mod is the one you're after?
Dregaunis Feb 19, 2012 @ 7:48pm 
I freaking love you for making this. I drew my sword with my finger hovering over the attack button so many times with so many guards when they would say that.
Teh Monke Feb 15, 2012 @ 4:13pm 
I'll agree with Tirade on a generalized 'Respect' mod. Not just cause I'm the dovakin, but because I'm the freaking thane of the hold and still have guards being rude as hell to me just cause I'm not a nord or something. I can understand them being racist d*cks, but if i save thier lives and earn a title that is supposedly the highest honor there is then I'd appreciate that they aren't complimenting me one second and insulting me the next :p
War Otsutsuki Feb 15, 2012 @ 5:50am 
everytime a guard pisses me off i simply kill him :)
Bunke Feb 14, 2012 @ 9:42pm 
thank you! god damn annoying.. like many other things in this game. keep up the good work =)
BenieTheDragon Feb 11, 2012 @ 9:35pm 
@Mis4nthrop3, yes. I want this too. I remember when I was in the Thieves Guild, they were acting like I pickpocket everyone. And I usually go by the rules here.
Only time I ever pickpocketed was that stuck up bitch that kept saying "Hey, watch it!", as I was stealth-arrow killing everyone while doing her quest in a dungeon. She deserved it.
Should of killed her on the spot too, but I didn't.
poff92 Feb 11, 2012 @ 8:59am 
I've had the best mod idea everrrrr but i cannot figure it out. Incorporate the YOU N'wah!!! and DIE, FETCHER! from morrowind into skyrim. I have the mp3 files for the sounds for male and female dark elves but can't find where to replace/add sound files ):
SandwichSnatcher Feb 10, 2012 @ 4:32pm 
I became leader of the companions and they still say this to me, thank you.
Redeye Feb 10, 2012 @ 12:29pm 
K I'm super surprised at how awesome this community of modders are compared to the real developers. The fixes you guys come up with (most work) are amazing. You guys have added value to this game. For all that I thank you.
GummyDrops Feb 10, 2012 @ 9:28am 
Oooh, Let me guess, did someone steal your sweetroll. YOU ARE SUCH A LITTLE BITCH.
Mr House Feb 10, 2012 @ 1:52am 
Actually, there should be a collective "Respect" mod, where the higher up you are, the less mean things are said to you, Bethesda should have put in good comments as well when you're really high up instead of having a "nobody cares about you" policy. I mean come on, you're the freaking dovahkiin for crying out loud.
Mr House Feb 10, 2012 @ 1:50am 
Can you please make a mod that removes negative comments after certain ranks?
Gunsmithy Feb 9, 2012 @ 12:15pm 
I get annoyed when they say, "So you can cast a few spells, am I supposed to be impressed?"
Every time they say that I quick-save then kill them all. XD
Mis4nthrop3 Feb 9, 2012 @ 10:34am 
I'll wait for a mod that removes all the negative comments once you move up the ranks
Zadenados Feb 8, 2012 @ 8:48pm 
finally. ppl seem annoyed at the arrow to the knee crap but this is the only thing that got me annoyed.
Beartracks Feb 8, 2012 @ 5:20pm 
Saweet...
Tasciovanus Feb 8, 2012 @ 4:11pm 
Thank God, I needed this after I became the head of the bloody guild!
ava Feb 8, 2012 @ 4:04pm 
Nice mod, you're making a lot of people less annoyed. Ty!