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ASTRALFOREVER YOUR DREAMS FOREVER
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A&O|ECL.Serval Do Jul 17 @ 11:20pm 
Хотеть... Хотеть хуйню всякую!
Heart*Beat Jul 1 @ 2:48am 
Все хуйня, давай по новой)) Но музыка Это космос :)
L1zZ4rD Jun 26 @ 10:49pm 
You guys are fucking stupid, you keep voting shit games to make a "joke", that was never funny to begin with.. You are ruining steam with all this bullshit god damn idiots.
I must break you Jun 26 @ 12:09pm 
Lets all vote yes, just to fuck with some heads.
Jollywoggle Jun 15 @ 3:24pm 
This is at least as good as any Freddi Fish game.
Is this dead?
Spacelaser Jun 2 @ 2:23pm 
Will there be cards?
Kraft May 25 @ 3:50pm 
Will this get full controller support?
Automaton539 May 25 @ 12:27pm 
What the fuck even is this..?
cfehunter May 17 @ 4:22am 
Carry on wasting your money.
Nothing of this quality is ever going to get accepted and all you're doing is destroying your reputation and your chances of getting into the games industry in any way.
Rapscallion, The Arcane May 16 @ 12:06pm 
wхат тхе фуцк ис тхис?
thejokeriswild May 16 @ 10:39am 
Wow, you just don't know when to quit do you? Keep wasting your money, Valve will keep gladly accepting it.
Explorer of Closets May 11 @ 10:23am 
So it's like the Vidiot Box, but with less effort.
Lizard dude May 8 @ 11:04am 
I made a better game then this ... ON FUCKING GAMEMAKER
Zs4sZB0t May 3 @ 8:03pm 
pretty lame joke for 100 bucks
Cleggy Apr 29 @ 8:57am 
This is a very expensive joke.
marcolys Apr 28 @ 8:43am 
'-' OMG
natebud Apr 23 @ 10:42pm 
ASTRALFOREVER: a touching story of loss, humour, romance, action, and clipart. Featuring such memorable characters as blurry man, a prostitute, some runway model, off-balance woman and a stack of books. Watch these characters' lives unfold as they face such difficult dilemas such as being too small for the house the live in. Watch them learn to come to grasps with the haunting realization that their baby is just a cardboard cutout. And remain on edge constantly for fear of coming face to face with the dreaded photoshop cat of horror who lurks in the shadows and waits to jump out at you even before you start the game. Live in constant fear of meeting this demon again while you do other things on the computer such as: reading emails, watching porn or other equally computer related tasks. ASTRALFOREVER: The game that no one asked for but was made anyway. Coming this fall: 8/1/27/R11/5.77
Xiou Apr 23 @ 4:17pm 
That such things exist worries me
krazedlion Apr 22 @ 11:37pm 
How did you get this crap on Greenlight? NO!
CeleriX Apr 21 @ 11:52pm 
Nuke from orbit...
Chaonix Apr 12 @ 11:28am 
hahahaha.....is this a joke?????? I take comfort in the fact that this will never be made.
Wizard Mar 28 @ 9:49pm 
wow.. this has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever seen.
Shooterguy Mar 27 @ 10:19am 
CANCER!
Sloth Speedskater Mar 19 @ 3:19am 
goty
rebelholic [csgotrade.com] Mar 18 @ 5:42pm 
For description please change to english translation please
Chief Tok-Tok Mar 17 @ 4:10pm 
I... I... *Snif* I always wanted a game like this, but everyone out there seemed to have a barin. I always knew deep inside of me there was at least one.. ONE! retard out there who would dare make such horrid game.. That retard my friend.. That retard is you mighty Felegor. Now my dear retarded child, I give you thy name "Sir Retarded Felegor The Third" and you shall.. You shall make this game for art thine count on you.. Don't fail me Sir Retarded Felegor The Third. Go now! And show them the face of the TRUE RETARD!
Big Sipper Mar 17 @ 2:40pm 
PERFECT GAME I GIVE /100!!!!111
Rigatoni Meatball Mar 16 @ 12:14pm 
i didn't know you could submit barf on greenlight.
GLCraft Mar 15 @ 4:25pm 
"Covacci, you have no clue ? I spent $ 100 and can make 100,000 games and put them on Greenlight." -> Look : on steam, there are only great game like terraria, starbound rust and others... Your game looks so poor than it looks like a troll. You spend 100$ to waste your money. Your games will NEVER go on steam because all your games is and will be too awful !
FORCE Mar 15 @ 2:51am 
volvo add this please
Therapist Mar 14 @ 1:32pm 
Why even submit this a second time?
FenRaR Mar 14 @ 8:54am 
Cool game ever
felegor  [author] Mar 14 @ 5:51am 
Covacci, you have no clue ? I spent $ 100 and can make 100,000 games and put them on Greenlight.
Moya Mar 12 @ 3:30am 
You spent a hundred US dollars to put this on Greenlight.
Soviet Hat Embargo Mar 11 @ 8:21am 
Is this... a joke?
Kuro37 Mar 10 @ 4:53pm 
The graphics are very realistic! Upvoted 12 times!
thetolly Mar 10 @ 2:18am 
No fucking way
This is art.
Skaldic Games Mar 9 @ 12:38am 
Worst game ever
MykulJaxin Mar 8 @ 8:49pm 
I know I've downvoted this before...
Mister Chairman Mar 8 @ 12:05pm 
What
Zero Mar 8 @ 10:53am 
okay... wtf is this?
Yetoo Mar 7 @ 10:28pm 
From what Iv'e seen this is 10/10!
DoomSplitter Mar 7 @ 5:53pm 
Man, I wish I could vote Yes for this masterpiece again.
Tsar Bomba Mar 7 @ 2:07pm 
I have a feeling the creator of this game is slowly going insane......
Xipe Totec Mar 7 @ 1:15pm 
Felegor, whatever it is you are doing here, it needs to stop. I find it hard to believe you take yourself seriously, but, is it worth it? I'm inclined to think this is some ill-concieved social experiment concocted by some young self-reverential student to make some 'point' of some kind, am I getting warm...? Or is this actually an attempt at a 'for real' game and you really just don't get that this is simply NOT APPROPRIATE WHATSOEVER! The more I look at this the more I think you're an escaped mental patient who has no concept of reality at all. Please - get yourself a check-up from the neck-up!!! For all our sakes...
YL Mar 7 @ 8:39am 
Fun things is that you're the one who spent 90 Euros on Greenlight authorization lel
Hide|or|Escape Mar 7 @ 3:45am 
This is the WORST GAME EVER! At least its more worse than those games made with rpg maker. This should be reported, jokes/troll games like this should be Banned from Steam.

Please delete your existence from the universe.
Tapewormz Mar 6 @ 7:39pm 
3...2...1...FAIL!