The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Useless stuff for useless gameplay (alpha)
101 Comments
SpadeBerserker Apr 29, 2019 @ 12:57pm 
I was almost defeated, trying to find a good bucket helmet, but here, I found what I needed.

Thank you.
Felixinius Jan 6, 2018 @ 8:29am 
Instructions are not clear, got my dick stuck in a shovel
BungusFungusTheGreatestAmongUs Jan 6, 2018 @ 7:47am 
ok thank you for the help
MistWalker  [author] Jan 6, 2018 @ 6:28am 
Open the console first. press '' on the keyboard. type Help clothes. The last item will be "Clothes iron warhammer". There's a number between ( ). It is 01003501 for the clothes iron. The first two digits may vary, it's the loading order of the mod that defines it.

Ok, then type player.additem 01003501 1 to have one clothes warhammer added.
BungusFungusTheGreatestAmongUs Jan 5, 2018 @ 6:56pm 
am i missing something, what are the ID's for the item. im really confused
Carrot Stix Bro! Jul 2, 2017 @ 8:05am 
I Love This Mod... Shia Labouf Approves...
evil faye Apr 11, 2017 @ 11:24am 
Cheese armor please
Rook-31 Sep 29, 2016 @ 5:00pm 
I have a feeling much skooma and Sheogorath was involved in this mod
Greg Feb 24, 2016 @ 12:03pm 
Haha. Bucket helmet. I need dat
Greg Feb 24, 2016 @ 12:02pm 
Pretty cool!!
Butterfly Feb 7, 2016 @ 11:19am 
This is amazing.
MistWalker  [author] Jan 29, 2016 @ 1:34pm 
Soon enough. Just returned to finish the mod! :)
UNPAIDCHILDLABOUR Jan 26, 2016 @ 1:09pm 
is the firewood shield done yet? i'm planning a playthrough as Thorin with my friends(using online mod) would love to have it
zatrack Oct 10, 2015 @ 7:09am 
thx :)
MistWalker  [author] Oct 10, 2015 @ 6:17am 
There's no need for DLCs.
Soon enough I might add revive this mod :)
zatrack Oct 8, 2015 @ 1:03pm 
öhm..... a simple question: do i need a dlc for this mod? would be nice to know ;)
SunnyTheHobbit Jan 10, 2015 @ 11:47am 
How about a wagon wheel shield? that would go well with the bucket helmet.
Shiny Oct 5, 2014 @ 1:20pm 
they all look very strange. but i like the dragonstone shild. very creative
Twistybum Aug 3, 2014 @ 2:02am 
@HEIZER why dont you do it so its under misc and it requires the steel advanced smtihing perk
Twistybum Aug 2, 2014 @ 11:09pm 
lol @Epic_Fail_Smiley if you ran out of arrows fucking throw your bow at them XD
Soleceon Jun 25, 2014 @ 9:20pm 
I saw the Clothesiron Warhammer and my first htought was the Wrinklefucker from Homestuck.
That1homosapien Apr 19, 2014 @ 2:35pm 
I think that you should add in the ability to throw a bow at someone, so you don't carry around bows that you don't need or don't want until you get somewhre where you can sell them or dispose of them in a town. That would make this so amazing XD
ncardin91 Mar 1, 2014 @ 2:09am 
The idea of beating bandits and pesky draugr to death with random items has crossed my mind more than once over the years of playing skyrim. Now that I've got it for PC, and you've had the stroke of creative genius to create a mod such as this... I will enjoy beating the World Eater to death with an enchanted goat's leg, or perhaps a broom. Who knows, if you manage to weaponize clutter, I may use a tankard, or even a chair.

In short, this would please Sheogorath more than a little. I'd like to think he would enjoy beating mortals to death with elder cheese and mammoth snouts.
Amara the Barbarian Jan 22, 2014 @ 10:24pm 
I was ready to pass this mod until i read "leg of goat mace" and thought gee i'd really like to smash someone's skull with a goat's leg... I thank you sir for helping me be slightly more barbaric than normal. Could you make a human arm mace, perhaps? This I would enjoy very much :3
MistWalker  [author] Jan 15, 2014 @ 6:06am 
If I am not mistaken, Black Sacrament armor or something alike. Not of my own, but it's a really cool armor.
Jakk Wolf Jan 15, 2014 @ 5:10am 
wich is the armor mod of the photo ?
eeepcan Jan 13, 2014 @ 5:42pm 
Yay Complete and uter randomness, hope that heals up soon
MistWalker  [author] Jan 13, 2014 @ 2:40pm 
Soon enough I shall be back. This spare time I got since I hurted my shoulder made me think in good new stuff... Guess it's time for lore-unfriendliness
JDawg147 Jan 13, 2014 @ 1:15am 
I see you plan on adding cheese in there, I wanna give that cheese to everybody :B1:
eeepcan Jan 11, 2014 @ 6:50pm 
Im just thinking, maybe a arrow sword and a bolt dagger
MistWalker  [author] Dec 23, 2013 @ 8:43pm 
You're welcome. Thanks for liking my mod! This is priceless. And I'll get better. :)
For everone else, expect me to return!
Aleph Sharp Dec 22, 2013 @ 10:43pm 
okay, good luck hope you feel better and thanks
MistWalker  [author] Dec 22, 2013 @ 10:09pm 
creating NPC is rather difficult when it comes to custom model. I have a surgery to fix my shoulder. January 14. Probably things will get back in action by there.
Aleph Sharp Dec 22, 2013 @ 6:57pm 
okay, thanks for tghe response. but when you can could you possibly include a macgyver npc that unlocks the perk, and you csan buy some of the weapons already made from?
MistWalker  [author] Dec 22, 2013 @ 6:11pm 
Well, the mod isn't abandoned. In fact I intend to continue. I've got a serious problem in my right shoulder and guess what happens... can't do stuff on the tablet and such. I'll let everybody know when it's updated. Sorry, folks.
Aleph Sharp Dec 22, 2013 @ 10:56am 
cool mod. when is the next updqate? and could you possibly include a macgyver npc that unlocks the perk, and you csan buy some of the weapons already made from?
Lyght Dec 17, 2013 @ 3:26am 
You should make a Mead on a stick! xD
Emerald Crossfire Oct 9, 2013 @ 2:07pm 
You have worked really hard on this mod, I can tell. It's always very funny to see a shove in a evil lizard person's head.
MistWalker  [author] Oct 3, 2013 @ 10:13pm 
Try reinstalling the mod, dunno. There is a custom model. maybe your skyrim isn't recognizing it. I've been away from modding for some weeks due excess of work. Leave a comment and I'll try to answer/fix it in spare time, if any =/
Rhyzeless Oct 3, 2013 @ 3:26am 
Why is the Clothesiron Warhammer invisible mate? I need a solution.
Codename Katoffel Sep 23, 2013 @ 5:13am 
ok i will hit you with meat with raw meat :D real great stuff this mod
but whatch out the broom :D
Jim Jon Jr II Sep 15, 2013 @ 7:34am 
I would be a LEDGEND with this mod
A Caffeinated NPC Sep 7, 2013 @ 2:02pm 
Because we have all had that moment where we go "I wanna hit that bandit over there with a shovel but he is too far away"
Antiev Sep 7, 2013 @ 7:25am 
awesomeness
MistWalker  [author] Sep 6, 2013 @ 8:45pm 
Bucket helmet and other common stuff comes next update, actually
Antiev Sep 6, 2013 @ 3:49pm 
dude, they aren't useless. These are still cool. Feel good about yourself.
Zets Sep 6, 2013 @ 5:22am 
cant wait for bucket helmet
Zets Sep 6, 2013 @ 5:22am 
i subscribed even though mmy skyrim sucks balls and wont download subscribed mods or work at all
dino.gaming Sep 3, 2013 @ 7:14am 
im somehow too stupid to get any of this items through the console, would anyone be so kind and explain it to me?
the vault Sep 2, 2013 @ 5:37am 
ummm why can't I have goat leg it won't let me