The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Useless stuff for useless gameplay (alpha)
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93 Comments
Cheekymonkey807 Feb 24 @ 12:03pm 
Haha. Bucket helmet. I need dat
Cheekymonkey807 Feb 24 @ 12:02pm 
Pretty cool!!
W.D GASTER Feb 7 @ 11:19am 
This is amazing.
Chaos  [author] Jan 29 @ 1:34pm 
Soon enough. Just returned to finish the mod! :)
Dope Man Jan 26 @ 1:09pm 
is the firewood shield done yet? i'm planning a playthrough as Thorin with my friends(using online mod) would love to have it
zatrack Oct 10, 2015 @ 7:09am 
thx :)
Chaos  [author] Oct 10, 2015 @ 6:17am 
There's no need for DLCs.
Soon enough I might add revive this mod :)
zatrack Oct 8, 2015 @ 1:03pm 
öhm..... a simple question: do i need a dlc for this mod? would be nice to know ;)
Bobby Lee Spore Jan 10, 2015 @ 11:47am 
How about a wagon wheel shield? that would go well with the bucket helmet.
|Vio| Chrome_spy Oct 5, 2014 @ 1:20pm 
they all look very strange. but i like the dragonstone shild. very creative
Tristan Aug 3, 2014 @ 2:02am 
@HEIZER why dont you do it so its under misc and it requires the steel advanced smtihing perk
Tristan Aug 2, 2014 @ 11:09pm 
lol @Epic_Fail_Smiley if you ran out of arrows fucking throw your bow at them XD
Soleceon Jun 25, 2014 @ 9:20pm 
I saw the Clothesiron Warhammer and my first htought was the Wrinklefucker from Homestuck.
That1homosapien Apr 19, 2014 @ 2:35pm 
I think that you should add in the ability to throw a bow at someone, so you don't carry around bows that you don't need or don't want until you get somewhre where you can sell them or dispose of them in a town. That would make this so amazing XD
ncardin91 Mar 1, 2014 @ 2:09am 
The idea of beating bandits and pesky draugr to death with random items has crossed my mind more than once over the years of playing skyrim. Now that I've got it for PC, and you've had the stroke of creative genius to create a mod such as this... I will enjoy beating the World Eater to death with an enchanted goat's leg, or perhaps a broom. Who knows, if you manage to weaponize clutter, I may use a tankard, or even a chair.

In short, this would please Sheogorath more than a little. I'd like to think he would enjoy beating mortals to death with elder cheese and mammoth snouts.
Randarr the Barbarian Jan 22, 2014 @ 10:24pm 
I was ready to pass this mod until i read "leg of goat mace" and thought gee i'd really like to smash someone's skull with a goat's leg... I thank you sir for helping me be slightly more barbaric than normal. Could you make a human arm mace, perhaps? This I would enjoy very much :3
Chaos  [author] Jan 15, 2014 @ 6:06am 
If I am not mistaken, Black Sacrament armor or something alike. Not of my own, but it's a really cool armor.
Jakk Loud Jan 15, 2014 @ 5:10am 
wich is the armor mod of the photo ?
eeepcan Jan 13, 2014 @ 5:42pm 
Yay Complete and uter randomness, hope that heals up soon
Chaos  [author] Jan 13, 2014 @ 2:40pm 
Soon enough I shall be back. This spare time I got since I hurted my shoulder made me think in good new stuff... Guess it's time for lore-unfriendliness
JDawg147 Jan 13, 2014 @ 1:15am 
I see you plan on adding cheese in there, I wanna give that cheese to everybody
eeepcan Jan 11, 2014 @ 6:50pm 
Im just thinking, maybe a arrow sword and a bolt dagger
Chaos  [author] Dec 23, 2013 @ 8:43pm 
You're welcome. Thanks for liking my mod! This is priceless. And I'll get better. :)
For everone else, expect me to return!
Aleph Sharp Dec 22, 2013 @ 10:43pm 
okay, good luck hope you feel better and thanks
Chaos  [author] Dec 22, 2013 @ 10:09pm 
creating NPC is rather difficult when it comes to custom model. I have a surgery to fix my shoulder. January 14. Probably things will get back in action by there.
Aleph Sharp Dec 22, 2013 @ 6:57pm 
okay, thanks for tghe response. but when you can could you possibly include a macgyver npc that unlocks the perk, and you csan buy some of the weapons already made from?
Chaos  [author] Dec 22, 2013 @ 6:11pm 
Well, the mod isn't abandoned. In fact I intend to continue. I've got a serious problem in my right shoulder and guess what happens... can't do stuff on the tablet and such. I'll let everybody know when it's updated. Sorry, folks.
Aleph Sharp Dec 22, 2013 @ 10:56am 
cool mod. when is the next updqate? and could you possibly include a macgyver npc that unlocks the perk, and you csan buy some of the weapons already made from?
Lyght Dec 17, 2013 @ 3:26am 
You should make a Mead on a stick! xD
Emerald Crossfire Oct 9, 2013 @ 2:07pm 
You have worked really hard on this mod, I can tell. It's always very funny to see a shove in a evil lizard person's head.
Chaos  [author] Oct 3, 2013 @ 10:13pm 
Try reinstalling the mod, dunno. There is a custom model. maybe your skyrim isn't recognizing it. I've been away from modding for some weeks due excess of work. Leave a comment and I'll try to answer/fix it in spare time, if any =/
Rhyzeless™ Oct 3, 2013 @ 3:26am 
Why is the Clothesiron Warhammer invisible mate? I need a solution.
wango.manuel Sep 23, 2013 @ 5:13am 
ok i will hit you with meat with raw meat :D real great stuff this mod
but whatch out the broom :D
The Tickle Monster Sep 15, 2013 @ 7:34am 
I would be a LEDGEND with this mod
[YT] CaffeinatedNPC Sep 7, 2013 @ 2:02pm 
Because we have all had that moment where we go "I wanna hit that bandit over there with a shovel but he is too far away"
Jujubug Sep 7, 2013 @ 7:25am 
awesomeness
Chaos  [author] Sep 6, 2013 @ 8:45pm 
Bucket helmet and other common stuff comes next update, actually
Jujubug Sep 6, 2013 @ 3:49pm 
dude, they aren't useless. These are still cool. Feel good about yourself.
HookerStoleMyMoney Sep 6, 2013 @ 5:22am 
cant wait for bucket helmet
HookerStoleMyMoney Sep 6, 2013 @ 5:22am 
i subscribed even though mmy skyrim sucks balls and wont download subscribed mods or work at all
dino.gaming Sep 3, 2013 @ 7:14am 
im somehow too stupid to get any of this items through the console, would anyone be so kind and explain it to me?
Colbycheese20 Sep 2, 2013 @ 5:37am 
ummm why can't I have goat leg it won't let me
Nemesis X00 Sep 1, 2013 @ 4:24pm 
Shovel Arrow == best idea ever.
TheGremlinMan Aug 31, 2013 @ 9:15pm 
Taste my shovels, Forsworn wenches! Taste my goat leg, lowly bandits! Taste my shovel.... moose butt?
Nicky Aug 31, 2013 @ 8:07pm 
lol
[Crundle] Big Mess Aug 31, 2013 @ 5:29am 
hahaha funniest mod ever
Runt Aug 30, 2013 @ 7:12am 
You, sir, are going places in life.
Dousepool Aug 30, 2013 @ 4:25am 
this sounds like a great mod you took all the useless stuff i've always wanted to use as weapons and made it so i can,great mod
Chaos  [author] Aug 29, 2013 @ 7:45pm 
Haha! Thanks. And goes on the modding.
Michael Rosen Aug 29, 2013 @ 6:04pm 
This is like the Saint's Row IV of mods. Over-the-top, yet awesome.