Useless stuff for useless gameplay (alpha)
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Walker Jun 25 @ 9:20pm 
I saw the Clothesiron Warhammer and my first htought was the Wrinklefucker from Homestuck.
Epic_Fail_Smiley Apr 19 @ 2:35pm 
I think that you should add in the ability to throw a bow at someone, so you don't carry around bows that you don't need or don't want until you get somewhre where you can sell them or dispose of them in a town. That would make this so amazing XD
ncardin91 Mar 1 @ 2:09am 
The idea of beating bandits and pesky draugr to death with random items has crossed my mind more than once over the years of playing skyrim. Now that I've got it for PC, and you've had the stroke of creative genius to create a mod such as this... I will enjoy beating the World Eater to death with an enchanted goat's leg, or perhaps a broom. Who knows, if you manage to weaponize clutter, I may use a tankard, or even a chair.

In short, this would please Sheogorath more than a little. I'd like to think he would enjoy beating mortals to death with elder cheese and mammoth snouts.
Randarr the Barbarian Jan 22 @ 10:24pm 
I was ready to pass this mod until i read "leg of goat mace" and thought gee i'd really like to smash someone's skull with a goat's leg... I thank you sir for helping me be slightly more barbaric than normal. Could you make a human arm mace, perhaps? This I would enjoy very much :3
Heizer  [author] Jan 15 @ 6:06am 
If I am not mistaken, Black Sacrament armor or something alike. Not of my own, but it's a really cool armor.
Jakk Loud Jan 15 @ 5:10am 
wich is the armor mod of the photo ?
robloxyethan Jan 13 @ 5:42pm 
Yay Complete and uter randomness, hope that heals up soon
Heizer  [author] Jan 13 @ 2:40pm 
Soon enough I shall be back. This spare time I got since I hurted my shoulder made me think in good new stuff... Guess it's time for lore-unfriendliness
JDawg147 Jan 13 @ 1:15am 
I see you plan on adding cheese in there, I wanna give that cheese to everybody
robloxyethan Jan 11 @ 6:50pm 
Im just thinking, maybe a arrow sword and a bolt dagger
Heizer  [author] Dec 23, 2013 @ 8:43pm 
You're welcome. Thanks for liking my mod! This is priceless. And I'll get better. :)
For everone else, expect me to return!
aesp51 Dec 22, 2013 @ 10:43pm 
okay, good luck hope you feel better and thanks
Heizer  [author] Dec 22, 2013 @ 10:09pm 
creating NPC is rather difficult when it comes to custom model. I have a surgery to fix my shoulder. January 14. Probably things will get back in action by there.
aesp51 Dec 22, 2013 @ 6:57pm 
okay, thanks for tghe response. but when you can could you possibly include a macgyver npc that unlocks the perk, and you csan buy some of the weapons already made from?
Heizer  [author] Dec 22, 2013 @ 6:11pm 
Well, the mod isn't abandoned. In fact I intend to continue. I've got a serious problem in my right shoulder and guess what happens... can't do stuff on the tablet and such. I'll let everybody know when it's updated. Sorry, folks.
aesp51 Dec 22, 2013 @ 10:56am 
cool mod. when is the next updqate? and could you possibly include a macgyver npc that unlocks the perk, and you csan buy some of the weapons already made from?
Ontario Dec 17, 2013 @ 3:26am 
You should make a Mead on a stick! xD
EmCrossFire Oct 9, 2013 @ 2:07pm 
You have worked really hard on this mod, I can tell. It's always very funny to see a shove in a evil lizard person's head.
Heizer  [author] Oct 3, 2013 @ 10:13pm 
Try reinstalling the mod, dunno. There is a custom model. maybe your skyrim isn't recognizing it. I've been away from modding for some weeks due excess of work. Leave a comment and I'll try to answer/fix it in spare time, if any =/
ℱlareℛosity™ Oct 3, 2013 @ 3:26am 
Why is the Clothesiron Warhammer invisible mate? I need a solution.
wango.manuel Sep 23, 2013 @ 5:13am 
ok i will hit you with meat with raw meat :D real great stuff this mod
but whatch out the broom :D
The Tickle Monster Sep 15, 2013 @ 7:34am 
I would be a LEDGEND with this mod
IncubexDelwraith Sep 7, 2013 @ 2:02pm 
Because we have all had that moment where we go "I wanna hit that bandit over there with a shovel but he is too far away"
Potato man Sep 7, 2013 @ 7:25am 
awesomeness
Heizer  [author] Sep 6, 2013 @ 8:45pm 
Bucket helmet and other common stuff comes next update, actually
Potato man Sep 6, 2013 @ 3:49pm 
dude, they aren't useless. These are still cool. Feel good about yourself.
Naruku Sep 6, 2013 @ 5:22am 
cant wait for bucket helmet
Naruku Sep 6, 2013 @ 5:22am 
i subscribed even though mmy skyrim sucks balls and wont download subscribed mods or work at all
dino.gaming Sep 3, 2013 @ 7:14am 
im somehow too stupid to get any of this items through the console, would anyone be so kind and explain it to me?
[☑ Rekt] Colbycheese20™ Sep 2, 2013 @ 5:37am 
ummm why can't I have goat leg it won't let me
Nemesis Xero Sep 1, 2013 @ 4:24pm 
Shovel Arrow == best idea ever.
TheGremlinMan Aug 31, 2013 @ 9:15pm 
Taste my shovels, Forsworn wenches! Taste my goat leg, lowly bandits! Taste my shovel.... moose butt?
Irresponsible Snop Aug 31, 2013 @ 8:07pm 
lol
[Crundle] Big Mess Aug 31, 2013 @ 5:29am 
hahaha funniest mod ever
Runt Aug 30, 2013 @ 7:12am 
You, sir, are going places in life.
dousenozel Aug 30, 2013 @ 4:25am 
this sounds like a great mod you took all the useless stuff i've always wanted to use as weapons and made it so i can,great mod
Heizer  [author] Aug 29, 2013 @ 7:45pm 
Haha! Thanks. And goes on the modding.
Hepatitis B Aug 29, 2013 @ 6:04pm 
This is like the Saint's Row IV of mods. Over-the-top, yet awesome.
Xerxes Aug 29, 2013 @ 3:11pm 
OH MA GAWD!
Youre a Genius! Thank you! x'D
polly Aug 29, 2013 @ 2:51pm 
this is magical
Rho Qi Junk Aug 29, 2013 @ 2:47am 
I cant stop laughing best name for a mod ever "Useless stuff for useless gameplay"

Orz
UsherOfDeath Aug 28, 2013 @ 9:31pm 
guy make this work. best thing I've ever seen
Brands Aug 28, 2013 @ 7:40pm 
how do you get mods to work!!! :(
Sereverus Aug 28, 2013 @ 6:33pm 
omg this is hilarious, this needs to happen!
Cane McKeyton Aug 27, 2013 @ 11:11pm 
Bucket helmet?! Fuck yes!
MegaDoomer001 Aug 27, 2013 @ 6:49pm 
basket chestplate?
Taleonas Aug 27, 2013 @ 5:33pm 
'I used to be an adventurer like you, till I took a shovel to the knee.' Shovels, the new danger for all adventurers.
J9j9 Aug 27, 2013 @ 4:39pm 
imagine running into a bandit camp with nothing but a bucket on your head and a goatleg
Wolfe Silus Trinity Aug 27, 2013 @ 7:48am 
You planning to have this stuff appear in the world? Cause no offense meant or anything but I've already got something fairly similar that requires you to craft them and it would be way more fun if the "random junk" weaponry was actually made of random junk.
Jordanory Aug 27, 2013 @ 7:11am 
Skyrim meets Dead Rising... Awesome! subbed!