lol

That does explain the 'number not in service' message...

As for the ASPCA's misfortunes, perhaps a sign reading 'Warning: Occupants May Try To Eat You' posted outside the door would have been helpful.

1-888-WOLFMAN, but close enough. 1-888-WEREWOLF got shut down due to a series of "misunderstandings" with the ASPCA. Investigators kept getting brutally ripped apart for some reason every time they would try to visit the premises. Huh......go figure. I suppose they should have expected a little savagery what with "WEREWOLF" in the name and all.....(sigh) some people.

Nah... she's a happily single kitteh, though she may call 1-888-WEREWOLF at some point.

Just for giggles.

I think you should post on a Khajiit dating service site. Do they have those? Might be a fun thing to make a mod for.

Snarl I will stay out her path

She's bringin' ya flowers Wrench. Of course this particular flower spits out angry Dremora....

Awww how romantic!

Well, there isn't cheese this time, more like an angry dead super mage that will shower you with 10,000 volts and after you cosume all your health and mana potions you get a pretty sweet mask, and when you shove the mask through the chalice of reversal you get seven pounds of roquefort so... yes, you get cheese in the end :D

Flowers for Algernon? Rofl. So she'll run through the maze at Labyrinthian and then Legendary all of her skills. I hope there's cheese...