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THE BIZARRSENAL: VOLUME 1 - THE WHUMPING STICK

The Pantsophagus Isle presents a fine and exquisite mod for the Skyrim digital entertainment programme

THE BIZZARSENAL: VOLUME 1
---=Including the WHUMPING STICK and the CUDGEL OF CALCINE ACTUATION=---

TAKE HEED: the mod that follows is strictly for the unbalanced!

The crew of destiny. The candle of justice in the darkness. The butter of choice.
A tale of voles and swards, eternally retold.

This is the hour when the gates of Destiny open. Two weapons of madness have appeared in the province, artifacts of Ancient Dwee... or is Dwee the ancient artifact of madness? Only that daMdoG knows, and he feels cheese isn't for everybody.

The Cudgel of Calcinate Actuation is a volatile piece, heavy and awkward to wield, prone to exploding violently on contact with flesh and bone, or anything really. Handle with care!

The Whumping Stick, that most ridiculous of afternoon idle ideas, possesses the power to send whatever it is in contact with flying at three hundred miles an hour vertically. Ever suffered at the hands of Giants? Take your revenge!

The weapons are kept hidden in the Midden below the College of Winterhold, forgotten over the years by foolish researchers who failed to heed the warnings of those who came before. Enter from the Hall of Countenence entrance, and BE WARNED.



THE PANTSOPHAGUS ISLE is:

Medius Laire
Tempest the Clockwork Penguin
Bladed Edge
Aestivalis MK2