how to make ur server better [guide for idiot server owners]

1. stop putting horrible screamo or sick wobs dubstep on your joining screen, it just makes everyones life worse you are literally hitler but not in a good way + it crashes volume mixer [THANKS TO Q2F2 {LINK REMOVED}http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1451571]

2. stop employing idiotic admins who cant do anything and have mental conditions, they dont listen to reasoning and have major problems (daddy issues most likely)

"[Admin]W-G The DeadPool21: Well you are gettting banned. Wasnt originally going to ban you like the most people would but then you decided to argue so" argueing = ban nice - [pro admins on werewolf gaming]

3. please stop doing pay for admin to enable better gameplay for those who donate

4. employ less admins, when the ratio is 2:1 admins to players it ruins to experience for players as they have to put up with these admins constantly enforcing rules way to strictly. (wow this guy is having fun, they must be doing something wrong ban him!!!!)

5. stop doing insane ban lengths for stupid ♥♥♥♥ please get good and understand what is reasonable

PLEASE +RATE THIS AND FAV OR WHATEVER WE MUST DEFEAT THE NAZI BASED SERVER OWNERS

Testimonials

Hannibal the Animal 9/11
i used to be a bad server owner til i red this, now the admins i use have to pass gcse maths at and a grade so they know how to ban in minutes, because of this guide i make people pay 5,000 chinesesian dollers to play on the serer, so admin is free. my server download music is actually now me apologisin to the user for having dl music. finally i fixed the ratio problem by makin everyone admin so the rules can never ever ever be broekn

10/10 guide made me more popular than gangwars rp and no one ddos's me anymore becuz they know how good i am at being an owner

i wud rec ommend tis guide to all server owners and admins, i also recomemnd this guide to vavle and garry

1 like=prayer

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Plexcon
Bro, you literally saved my life. I was questioning why I had no players on my server. I had no admins or players online for 3 days, and I could feel my regret in my pockets because I paid a lot of money for this server. I saw so many other servers that had a lot of players and tried to mimick it but that didn't work, that's when I lost all hope. Then I saw this guide. Did everything you said just in time. Now my server is full 24/7. Thanks dude.


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he detective is the traitor
I wish every gmod server admin could follow these tips! It would make gmod such a better place (I'm 12 and I swear a lot which gets my mom upset). My mother doesn't like it when I swear so I think I will swear less when people follow these tips because then I will not get so mad and swear. My mom will be much happier. *brofist*

Bad servers

THESE SERVERS ARE REVIEWED AND ARE BEING RUN BY AMATUERS (my guide should help)

Quoted from Edgy Murphy [trusted critic]
DarkHorizon TTT is literally the worst server. Got banned for ghosting/RDM although i saw the traitors kill people and then killed them. -2/10 please don't ever join that one

Quoted from YaboiMuggy [jokes about joking]
Dont join FRG TTT it has an admin that bans you if you kill an innocent as a traitor -100/10 would not get banned again.

Quoted from Me [best guy in the world]
Please don't join Obelisk DayZ the admins are extremely disfunctional.

{SS}.Tambat [UNTRUSTED]
Do NOT go on Clone wars rp ASG Gaming. All of the admins are so senstive and get butthurt so easily. And you get TKED by commanders ad when you tk them you get banned.

Stupid admins [probably could use this guide]

Funny times as admin attempts to ban me for stupid and unlegitimate reasons after I shame them.

Here I get banned for DDoS after saying "do you even know what a DDoS is?"

[S.G.]Darkleo: !ban permanent STEAM_0:0:90137205
[S.G.]Darkleo: !ban STEAM_0:0:90137205 permanent


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[bluedog 🐕]

Throwback to the best steam guide out there

[Todd]

I thought I was a shitty owner, Now I know I'm not.
Thank you

[Dragon (Nick) | xdragon.xyz]

T H R O W B A C K

[Jattack]

Ok, I'm sorry, I don't want to come of as a jerk like I did in my previous comment, I apologise.

[Mike Lexington]

Not talking to you particularlly

[Jattack]

I'm not an admin I'm a fan of the server and have bought most of my friends to the server, so if you treat me like this when I just speak my opinion, screw you, you biased pig.

[Mike Lexington]

I see a lot of server owners have contacted their admins to come and comment on this. You are pathetic, you see how the community thinks of you? You are lucky YouTubers have brought you so much of a insanely stupid playerbase who will bend over and accept anything you tell them.

[Jattack]

dark horizon is a good srver though

[Meatwad.3]

Do not go on urbangaming. It is highly autistic and most main features of darkrp are vip+ only because they can be "abused" and you will be muted for calling the server out for trying to milk everyones money. If you kill a hitman as a cop for killing the mayor you will be jailed for 300 seconds.

[⍲bys]

Music in general during the joining screen should just not exist. No matter what song, if I wanted music to listen to while downloading 300+ playermodels to try and join a server, I would play my own music.