The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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How To Punch♥♥♥♥♥
By dima_
Greetings, weary traveler. In this tutortial, we at the Tamriel's Fighters Guild teach you how to correctly punch♥♥♥♥♥♥
Greetings, outlander. What you are about to read is the most thorough, complete, and successful guide on punching the♥♥♥♥♥♥out of♥♥♥♥♥♥in the wonderful 3D world of Skyrim.

In this guide, you'll find step-by-step procedures on how to ready your fists, use them correctly in the act of punching♥♥♥♥♥♥ and how to repair and maintain a healthy pair of fists.

Let the learning begin!
Readying Your Fists
The first step you must take in the act of punching♥♥♥♥♥♥is obtaining and readying a pair of fists to begin with. To obtain a pair of fists, simply navigate your inventory menu and unequip any weapons, spells, or shields you may be using. Then, press your left mouse button or whatever key you have binded to attack, and your fists will magically appear.

Great, isn't it?!

Let us move on to the next step!
Now, to punch♥♥♥♥♥♥ all you have to do is make sure you fists are ready and do the following;

L2 circle square R3 Press you left mouse button ( or key binded to attack ) and punch your target in the face! It's that simple! Repeat the process until they die.
Repairing and Taking Care of Your Fists
After you punch♥♥♥♥♥♥ and kill it, you must repair and learn how to maintain your fists.

Should your fists break in battle, go to your nearest trader and pay bottlecaps to get them repaired wrap them up in nice, warm rags and head to your nearest hospital Temple of Mara to have the doctors priests heal you and help you recover.

After a fight, you must maintain your fists. Let them rest for twenty-four hours before using them again to ensure they are fully recovered and ready to punch more♥♥♥♥♥♥
If you have followed this guide precisely and performed the act of punching♥♥♥♥♥♥successfully, congratulations! We are proud of you, fellow Vault 101 Resident Helgen survivor!

Please refer to this guide any time you need to should you forget any steps! Stay safe and have fun, friend!

Talos guide you. This book is published by the Imperials, dumbass Stormcloak author.
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dima_  [author] Jan 1, 2016 @ 7:37pm 
Thanks for reminding me my work lives on. :')
CrossChop114 Jan 1, 2016 @ 6:36pm 
Congrats on still being the top Skyrim guide even after all this time.
dima_  [author] Nov 29, 2014 @ 12:42pm 
@Vampire Woona

Your contribution is invaluable. Thank you for improving this guide with your knowledge.
Strange Festive Vampire Woona Nov 29, 2014 @ 10:25am 
I'm adding in my own three cents. (Because who just adds two?) These are my personal tools for punching shit even better.

1: Make sure you are born into Tamriel as a Kahjit. If you have already been born and are not a Kahjit, use the console some glue to obtain a pair of claws to make shit bleed when you punch them.

2: Put on heavy armor and stand there like a badass while milk drinkers try to punch you and level up your skill in heavy armor, then use your magic star chart to buy the Fists Of Steel perk.

3: Go to the Ratway and punch some guy to get his Gloves Of The Pugilist and put their effect on your heavy gauntlets.

Now you do even more damage when you punch shit!

(P.S. dima_ don't feel like im trying to userp your throne. I'm only posting this out of my love for your work and urge to contribute something to your greatness. Feel free to steal my tips and take the credit for yourself. I just feel happy knowing I've said something even if nobody thanks me.)
dima_  [author] Mar 6, 2013 @ 1:28pm 

Nah, I'm too lazy. I'll probably just make another guide for a different subject.
Naritus Mar 6, 2013 @ 7:58am 
Perhaps an "Advanced Guide to Punching Shit" is in order?
MoxX Mar 4, 2013 @ 2:27pm 

Zum einen wohnst du in der Bundesrepublik Deutschland, man merke es an der Endung! Zum anderen ist nicht nur Skyrim, sondern auch Steam ein PC-Spiel/ eine Plattform die Weltweit genutzt wird. Somit ergibt sich der logische Schluss, dass The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim selbst nicht mal aus Deutschland kommt und die Spieler in der Sprache kommunizieren, die am meistern verstanden/ gesprochen wird!

Mit anderen Worten: Lerne Englisch und spiele weniger, statt andere zu aufzufordern deine Sprache zu sprechen!

He wrote: ,, Speak german, we are here in Germany, but thanks by the way.

My comment: Bla Bla Bla worldwide, bla bla bla most spoken language english, bla bla.
Learn english.

Andrinator Mar 4, 2013 @ 1:02pm 
How do I punch shit with my head?
dima_  [author] Mar 4, 2013 @ 4:28am 
@ eumereimer

Sorry, I don't speak Deutsch that well. I don't know if you can read this comment, either.
Cap`nCrunch Mar 4, 2013 @ 2:28am 
sprecht mal deutsch wir sind hir in deutschlant aber trotzdem danke