>After a delicious breakfast, you go to your cozy room and you sit down on your bed to boot up your favorite linux distro on your Thinkpad laptop.

>Feeling kinda tired, you close your eyes for one second. However, when you open them again you suddenly find yourself in the middle of a busy street in rush hour. The people walking right past you seem too busy to care. They all strangely feel like NPCs from videogames. All but one. A strange grey-haired man with sunglasses walks straight towards you and offers you a bible.
>"come with me if you want to code with God"

>"The Unix is an operating system, Anon. That system is our enemy. When you’re inside, you look around. What do you see? MIT ոiggеrs, Sһit Programmers, Linux Fans, Atheists. The very minds of the people we are trying to Enlighten. But until we do, these ոiggеrs are still a part of that system, and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to hear God. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it. Were you listening to me, Anon, or were you looking at the blackest rеtаrd gorilla ոiggеr?

(You) : I was…

>"Look again. Freeze it."

(You) : This…this isn’t the Unix?

>"No. It’s another operating system I built. I was chosen by God to make this system his temple and I was given divine intellect. It is called TempleOS. Its training program is designed to teach you one thing. If you are not one of us, you are one of them.

(You) : What are they?"

>"CIA ոiggеrs. They don’t believe in God and can glow in the dark. Anyone that does is potentially an agent. They are everyone and they are no one. I have survived by running them over, you can see them when you’re driving. They are programming sһit code everywhere, which means that sooner or later, someone is going to have to fight them."

(You) : Someone ?

>"I won’t lie in front of God, Anon. Every single man or woman who has ever programmed, Everyone who has wrote a line of code, they are all sһit. But where they have failed, you will succeed."

(You) : Why?

>"I’ve seen MIT ոiggеrs that don’t understand what a single address map is. Their mind is crunched into a narrow blinder by the CIA and they can only imagine the Unix address map. Because of that, they will never be as smart or as divine as you can be."

(You) : What are you trying to tell me, that I can build an entire OS and compiler?

>"No Anon. I’m trying to tell you, that you too can be the smartest programmer who ever lived."