When i saw my grandpa on his death bed, he whispered to me, “Son.. your days are numbered. Don’t waste it all living in fear. Play Garfield Kart: Furious Racing in order to fulfill your purpose.”

Since the birth of technology, mankind has created video games. There have been innovative platformers like Knack 2, high quality action games like Ride to hell: Retribution, and fascinating story driven games like Turnip boy Commits Tax evasion. However, None of these games compare to the masterpiece 2013 game, Garfield Kart, which shook the industry to its core. In an otherwise weak year for games where only small and obscure games like GTA 5 and The Last of Us came out, Garfield Kart showed what the industry was capable of, and 6 years later, we finally got a sequel: Garfield Kart Furious racing.

Many uneducated individuals may ask: “What is this game?”, but I think the real question is, What ISNT this game! It’s a first person shooter! It’s an open world! It’s a sandbox! It’s an RPG! It’s a platformer! It’s a horror game! It’s a Turn based rpg! It’s a soulslike! It’s a puzzle game! It’s a roguelike! It’s a metroidvania! It’s a rhythm game! And most importantly, it’s a racing game. A race against time. A race against the apathy of the universe waiting to devour us all. Many people aren’t intelligent enough to even understand the subtle character development throughout the game, where Odie goes from a goofball to an unstoppable warlord, or Jon’s love story with an electric spring. The writing rivals that of Shakespeare and the greatest stories ever told.

In conclusion, this may be the greatest game of all time. I would worship it like a god if I could. The only game that comes remotely close to this masterpiece is Morbius DS. This game changed my life, and it will change yours. Don’t worry, you can thank me later.