I'm not gay or anything, BUT

Words cannot express how much I want to ♥♥♥♥ Astolfo. Every time I see the color pink I get a painful erection. I want to pound his tight ass all night and have gallons of ♥♥♥ dripping from his boy♥♥♥♥♥. Every morning I ♥♥♥ in my pants from dreaming about penetrating his cute anus. I literally cannot hold it any longer. I know the numbers of every single doujin of him on nhentai. Every time a new one is released, I come just from glancing at the cover. I want to suck his adorable feminine ♥♥♥♥ and swallow his yogurt-thick thick seed. I want to hear his cute moans as we rub out ♥♥♥♥ and balls together while french-kissing. As I type this, I've already climaxed just from thinking about it.

But yeah, I'm not gay.

If nutting to drawings isn't considered sex, then nutting to drawings shouldn't be considered gay. It is quite natural for a Male to be attracted to that which has feminine features, and traps have most of those features. It's not our fault they have a pp. People that like traps are actually more straight because they can find girls attractive even with negative features (peepee). Because we are willing to be attracted to more feminine beings than normal people are, we are less gay. Traps are not mere men, but girls with peepee and small tits. We are not gay, we are just more accepting than most people. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.