quite literally the least memorable player i have ever had the honor of facing. Don't remember your class, your weapons, or even the endgame score. All i can remember is the sheer anger you must've felt losing.
Careful, fellas. This one is all bark, no bite. Can't even back up said bark without referencing their income or their relations with various mothers.
Ggs, get better, and welcome to the Internet.

fungussy

hey ryan!!! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 7000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-)

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your Steam profile gave me cancer anyway.

Keep the change you filthy animal

I got a big pp, does that count?