Recent reviews by Blixy Blix

I want to leave a review, but I don't know what to say. I bought a bag of milk. Inside of a bag of milk.

better on the DS honestly, still a banger, but it's a much nicer feel on its proper system :)

I GOT THIS JUST FOR THE FISH

THERES SO MANY ♥♥♥♥♥ OH MY GOD

0/10 no men kissing plus this isn't even a game wtf

i dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ have uno

i can't choose between the damp crack cocaine or the single ex(plosive)-milf in my area.

Starving. Wet. Alone. Cold.

You must use your creechur instincts to scug your way to your goal.

After sufficiently wobbling my dogs, I have managed to break the boundaries of this once wholesome little game. I have made torture rooms where I do evil experiments on dogs, leaving them in filth and starving over half of them to death. I have also made extra tiny dogs with no limbs or ways of movement. Their only way of feasting is to be blown by a fan into a pile of chicken nuggets to get tinier. I have even made a graveyard for all of my most beloved hounds, which is very nice and wholesome. I went from playing this game to take care of cute dogs all the way to torturing them and making horrific beasts.

Wobble on.

this sucks lmao

Randal Jade is NOT a top...

this game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ good bro GET IT GET THE DAMNED GAME DO IT DO IT GRAAAGHHH!!!! DO IT FOR RANDY!! FOR R A N D Y! SWEET BOYO!

i love intercourse with phones tbh