Bronson dilmagato went and brought a shrimp for his Nan's birthday she was hoping for a Lysmata debelius witch is a very nice looking shrimp but instead she got Alpheus randalli and she wansn't happy at all so the microwave said dont worry let me have it so it went in the garden for the green gnomes to play with then big larry danisono the Alpha Magpie came swooping in high on shrooms he found in the forrest by the lake south of the north rock at the highest point where the egals bare wind it was once said that two echidnas sacrificed an albino wallnut for godly powers then came the day of reckoning meteors fell from the sky eating away at all their foes said sally from the navy she got ripped off and sold the casserole her mother made then started planting capsicum saplings in the greenhouse that was gaurded by the oversized earth worm it was once said that the worm would be king of the seven gardens but he was robbed of that and forced into labour....