mf's know 5 different ways to throw the smoke wall on nuke but havent left their house in 2 years, you're worrying about the wrong outside

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find femboys who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little boy cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play bbtag with me (Im a green sqware, so I can kick my little prince if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to duel wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like saliva? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my metal music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even boyfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect girl for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

Hey dude, thank you for lending me your luxury Bugatti La Voiture Noire car. Not only that, I am also so grateful that you saved my mom from the Palestinian police. I really thought I would never see her again. I cannot believe you fought 14 armed forces at once, without wielding any weapons!! Not once in my life have I met a more generous and strong human being than you. I long for the day we meet again. I haven't seen you since you were awarded the title of World's Sexiest Man! In the end, you saved my life, and I owe everything to you. Any girl would be lucky to have you, bro. Let me know when you need your private jet back.

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

"ok and?" and? and what? suck my ♥♥♥♥? what the ♥♥♥♥ do you want me to say? i already got my point across to your pubic brain and here you are acting like a smug smartass in a miserable way to be funny and trying to win an argument against me cause you won't accept fair criticism

This guy sucked me off in the back seat of my fiat 500