Hello, this is Jonas's attorney, wanna be opps tomorrow?

YO wassup cuh this is Jonas's opp if he ever pulls up on Chicago South Club consider himself vanquished don't ever make me spot you on Chicago South Club territory you opp!(directed to Jonas)

Hello, this is Jonas's attorney, we advise you not to follow Jonas's "opps" instructions, please contact the authorities if you are approached by this man.

Hello, this is Jonas's opp, keep the gloves! infact, lets go do a driveby on him together. itll be fun as flip!

Hello, this is Jonas's attorney, your lack of response has required me to get the local police involved, of which they have started beating jonas to death, they did this for reasons i cannot explain, i believed he offered one of the officers "the penjamin", i am standing over him now, the medical bills will be added on to the glove request.

I play Counterstrike for around 10-12 hours a day. I spend around two hours just browsing through trade posts and instagram utility lineups. whenever I go outside, I can't help but clear every corner just incase a CT is hiding trying to get a pick.

This isn't normal. I need help, and I don't know what to do about it.