After killing more than 1 enemy in 20 seconds with a primary weapon
"Ka-boom!"
"Maggots!"
"Take your lumps like a man, Private Twinkletoes."
"You are all weak. You are all bleeders."

tem icon Direct Hit.png After killing more than 3 enemies in 20 seconds with a primary weapon
"Time to inform your next of kin!"
"This is my world. You are not welcome in my world."
War demo kills.png Killing a Demoman
"You will not be missed."
"I never liked you."
"You were loud and ugly, and now you're DEAD! Amen."
"You're dead, that's good, amen."
"Godspeed, you magnificent bastard."
"You were good son, real good; maybe even the best."

Item icon Black Box.png Kill-streak while being healed
"Blammo!"
"Boom!"
"Pa-POW!"

Killicon tool chest.png Destroying a building
"Charge!"
"Forward!"
"Screamin' Eagles!"
"Oh yeah!"
"Hooah!"

Item icon Medi Gun.png Kill assist
"Thanks, soldier."

Item icon Shovel.png Melee kill
"Yaaaaagh!"
"Aaaagh!"
"Yaaaaarrrrrgggh!"
"Raagh!"
"Aaaah!!"
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Domination-related responses

Dominating.png Domination
(Evil laughter 1)
(Evil laughter 2)
(Evil laughter 3)
(Happy laughter 1)
(Happy laughter 2)
(Happy laughter 3)
(Long laughter)
(Long, wheezing laughter)
"If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created me!"
"I joined this team just to kill maggots like you."

Leaderboard class scout.png Dominating a Scout
"Dominated, short pants!"
"How's that domination feel, city boy?"
"You kids today don't know how to dominate."
"Less talk, more fight."
"You cannot run from me, my gun is faster."
"You run fast, my bullets run faster."
"Never bring a bat to a battlefield, war is not a game."
"Your mouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them."
"Got anything funny to say about that, funny man?"
"Never send a boy to fight a man's war."
"You were in a big fat hurry to die, son."

Leaderboard class soldier.png Dominating a Soldier
"Dominated, hippie, get a job!"
"You better hope there's hacky-sack in Hell, hippie!"
"You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!"
"What's the matter, hippie? Hair get in your eyes?"
"Get a haircut, hippie."
"You're a disgrace to the uniform."

Leaderboard class pyro.png Dominating a Pyro
"I just tore you a new chimney, Smokey Joe!"
"You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire!"
"You cannot burn me! I'm already ablaze with passion, for war!"
"You cannot burn me! I do not have time to combust!"
"Fire is for cookin' s'mores, son. Get a real gun."
"Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated."
"Ha! Ya fight like a girl!"
"How do you like that, All Quiet on the Western Front?"
"Get a haircut, hippie! [whispered] Just in case."

Leaderboard class demoman.png Dominating a Demoman
"Dominated, you one-eyed cross-dresser."
"Consider yourself dominated, you Scotch ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!"
"Dominated, you skirt-twirling drunk."
"I love your death, cyclops; your death is sweet to me like love is sweet."
"Scotland is not a real country; you are an Englishman with a dress."
"You're like the Cyclops of Greek myth; except you are Scottish, and I hate you!"

Leaderboard class heavy.png Dominating a Heavy
"You just got dominated, Sputnik."
"Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle. Look it up!"
"You just got dominated, Comrade."
"Dominated, ya red menace!"
"Go play your pinko chess game with the Devil, Commie!"
"This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!"
"Checkmate, Stalingrad!"

Leaderboard class engineer.png Dominating a Engineer
"Dominated, grease monkey."
"You just got dominated, toymaker."
"Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!"
"I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up!"
"That's where books get you, professor!"
"Go back to Calgary, ya cow-herdin' Canadian!"

Leaderboard class medic.png Dominating a Medic
"You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!"
"You just got dominated, Fritz!"
"America wins again!"
"Ich bin I just kicked your ass! " ("Ich bin" is German for "I am".)
"Welcome to the United States of YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!"
"I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!"
"Gotcha, Herr Doktor!"

Leaderboard class sniper.png Dominating a Sniper
"This is not a camping trip, Sheila; this is war and I love it!"
"You will not turn my battlefield into a campground."
"Now hear this, camper, you are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!"
"I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife."
"You are a coward, and you died like one."
"The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!"
"You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!"
"You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!"
"You just got dominated, Bablo Bravins!"
"You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!"
"You just got dominated, Bazbo Bibbons!"
"You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!"
"Aww, am I too violent for you, cupcake?"
"Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!"

Leaderboard class spy.png Dominating a Spy
"Gotcha, crouton."
"You just got your Frenchie ass dominated."
"Ohh-honh-honh-honh-You're dominated." (The sound Soldier makes imitates French laughter.)
"Dominated, ya rifle-droppin' coward!"
"Hit the showers, Frenchie."
"Your white flag does not stop American bullets."
"Words cannot express how much I hate France right now!"
"Bon voyage, crouton!"

Nemesis RED.png Revenge kill
"Hehehyaaa!"
"Today is a good day."
"Outstanding!"
Event-related responses

Gette it Onne!.png Round start
"Charge!"
"Forward!"
"Give 'em hell, boys!"
"Last one alive, lock the door!"
"Attack!"
"Hehehyaaa!"

Item icon Eyelander.png Sudden Death
"Boooooo..."
"Each and every one of you has failed."
"Are you all trying for a Section Eight?"
"Which of you numbnuts let us down?"
"You have dishonored this entire unit!"
"You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!"
"Pain is weakness leaving the body."
"Down and give me twenty!"
"Get with the program!"
"If I have to crack some skulls, I will."
"That was an amazing killing spree... By the other team!"
"You are all dishonorably discharged."

Killicon skull.png Stalemate
"We failed, men."
"I will not tolerate failure on my team."
(Grumble)

Killicon fire.png Set on fire
"Fire, fire, fire!"
"I am on fire!"
"The burning, the burning!"

Health dead.png On death by melee weapon and/or critical hit
(Dying scream)
(Dying scream)
(Dying scream)
(Dying scream)

Bleed drop.png Severe pain
"Oooooohhhh!"
"Owww!"
"Augghhh!"
"Dah!"
"Yaaah!"
"Daawww!"

Bleed drop.png Sharp pain
"Oof!"
"Urg!"
"Unf!"

Item icon Jarate.png Hit by Gas Passer, Jarate, Mad Milk, Mutated Milk, or Self-Aware Beauty Mark
(Grumble)
"No!"
"Dammit!"
(groans)

Telespin.png Teleportation
"Thanks."
"Thanks for the Teleporter."
"Thanks, Engie."

Healthico.png Healed by Medic
"You deserve a medal, Doc."
"Thanks for the aid."
"Thanks, Doc."

Item icon Kritzkrieg.png Under the effects of an ÜberCharge
"I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacks of scum!"
"Each and every one of you will be sent home to your momma' in a box!"
"You are all maggots, you scum sucking fruit baskets!"
"You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!"
"Surrender now, maggots, and you will not be harmed!"
"You are scum! You are nothin' but a buncha' cowards!"
"We have you surrounded, at least from this side!"

Achieved.png Achievement unlocked
"Now that is what I wanna see!"
"And that is how you do it, men!"
(Long laughter)
(Happy laughter)
"Screamin' Eagles!"
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Weapon-related responses

Item icon Buff Banner.png Activating Battalion's Backup, Buff Banner, or Concheror
Conch Shell Call
BLU Bugle Call
RED Bugle Call
"Charge!"
"Give 'em hell, boys!"
"Last one alive