Move over, folks! Make way for the next big thing in politics: Kiwi, the fruitiest candidate you'll ever meet, here to shake up the presidential race! With a name as fresh as my ideas, I'm ready to peel back the layers of bureaucracy and bring a little zest to the Oval Office. From tackling tough issues to ensuring every citizen gets their daily dose of Vitamin C, I'm not just any ordinary candidate - I'm the kiwi of your dreams, ripe and ready to lead. So, grab your spoons and let's dive into a campaign that's sure to leave a sour taste in the mouths of my opponents!

the first kiwi comment here is from 2020, will he return for his 2024 presidential run? more on this story later

click on my balllllls

did u tell your mom about clicker heroes when she asked why the electricity bill doubled?

adin ross

what the HELL are you playin rn