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DeaconP101/Birb

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Hello There. I'm Deacon [Dee-Kin (or simply "Beacon")] I am one of the 2 Head Scientists of Bread Labs™️. Here we experiment on various breads made accidentally, anomalously, or on purpose. One of our most prized Possesions is Larry the bread. he is COVERED in tumors and his way of attacking is he grabs hold of the person he is targeting and then he EXPLODES harming the target and leaving Larry unharmed. and then there is......... Gary....... he does nothing...... i wonder why he is so traumatized........ might be

but i have no clue. then our pet: Jerry. He loves EVERYONE! and is an amazing Headcrab to hang out with! he is free to roam the lab at every cost! he just can't be near larry. we contained him for a reason. and it is more than what he does. and our senior scientist: Joe Kliener. he is special because he is the only non-normal looking one who survived R-Class testing! then we realised he can't die cause of Gary. turns out when bitten by Gary you become invincible and Gary becomes moldy. not the reason why he is traumatized though. and we found out Gary's power has been long since gone thanks to Joe. SO we made him senior scientist and he is good at his job! but there are a FEW things he is not allowed to do at the lab. [See Below File]

Other than that we are fine right now. we can teleport bread of course.
Thank You and Good Day

Signed: Deacon.

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Things Dr. Joe Is NOT Allowed To Do

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Dr. Joe is not allowed within 10 feet of kids. and any other word related to kids are not to be approached unless it is a severe emergency. Sex Drive is an emergency. Sex Drive is not an emergency.

a bunch of horrified looks means "My God. What Did You Do?" NOT "Please Continue" yes it does no it does not. and Dr. Joe may not edit certain parts of this list.

not allowed to go off my medication. not allowed to pretend i have any medication to be on.

hazbin hotel never happened. anyone who thinks it did should report to the underside of the lab for some amnesiacs. ♥♥♥♥ you you too.

just because Breadcrab was not mentioned in my description does not mean tell everyone about it. 3 people got in and got terminated as everyone else got blasted with a memory wipe. we had to clean 20 braindead people off of our property

A Period Juice Bread A Day Keeps The Strippers Away Dr. Joe May Not Contribute To This List but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a Period Juice Bread works! Especially In Hazbin Hotel! THAT IS NOT A CHALLENGE!

When we leave that means "stay and ensure to keep all the bread specimens safe" not "come with us" or "♥♥♥♥ the bread specimens while we are gone" but i'm horny! that is why you jerk off at HOME!

if you must jerk the flerk do it at home instead of at the lab. "it was SO HARD to clean larry off." -Dr. Pie

DeCoN 15 fr13nd!!!11! Dr. Joe may NOT use the smart Breads to contribute to this list.

Dr. Joe is not allowed to solve problems using chainsaws, or chainsaw guns, or chainsaw cannons. except for that one time and yes it was cool.

After my promotion to Left Hand Man in the AFDF Dr. Joe is not allowed to call me "Lefty", "Lefts", "Sent", Or any names related to my previous rank and current rank.

Dr. Joe is no longer allowed to have access to the Virtual Dark Flame. Let my profile be the last victim.

If Joe has to ask, it's above his clearence level. If it is above Joe's security clearence, run.

After the end of the AFDF, Dr. Joe is no longer allowed to piss on the memorial.

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