Life is like a bowl of soup with hairs floating on it. You have to
eat it nevertheless.
-- Flaubert
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"In a word -- im-possible!"
"That's two words," said Dibbler.
(Moving Pictures)
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What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!
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Other women cloy
The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry
Where most she satisfies.
-- Antony and Cleopatra
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"I prefer rogues to imbeciles, because they sometimes take a rest."
-- Alexandre Dumas (fils)
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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
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He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage -- he won't
encounter many rivals.
-- Georg Lichtenberg, "Aphorisms"
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