WHATS UP

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!

Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever

Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.

Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!

+rep I'm Schizotypal it's very hard for me to socialize so usually when I'm added to a group chat I'm excited I might actually make friends and be in a friend group. But they were very mean to me the whole time. I don't understand jokes, but I don't think they were joking, because they probably wouldn't do it to other girls.
Just very frustrating

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Yes.

DO YOU FART

bruh

imagine getting vac banned

128 IQ

hit the chug jug hit the chug jug hit it

Hello? *5 seconds of silence* Epic department? I'd like to file a claim.

awesome sauce

i cant look at people

ur hot bb

ur hot ging

thanks

dumb ♥♥♥♥♥

+rep Noice calculator

+rep