have an offer for ya, added mate.

Happy New Year ♥

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各位一定要做好防护措施 不然成了小阳人真的太难受了 发烧恶心关节痛的睡不着觉

国庆快乐

Ded boat.

正在循环播放《富婆请不请我们吃肯德基疯狂星期四》



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周末快乐❤

Have a nice day!

端午节快乐

六一快乐

520快乐 O(∩_∩)O哈哈~

☆母亲节快乐☆

Have a nice weekend

五一快乐

周六快乐

疫情卷土重来 愿各位平平安安

愚人节快乐

Have a nice day!!

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情人节快乐 元宵节快乐

Happy Chinese New Year 新年快乐!

大家除夕快乐

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周末快乐 玩得开心

2021最后一天了. 2022新的一年！加油!!!!

圣诞快乐! Merry Christmas

冬促快乐

周末快乐 大伙多穿点衣服吧 我们这里简直是极寒地狱啊

No Poop November is starting to get really difficult. Last time I took a shît was October 31st. I've been holding it in for 9 days. My anus is sore from holding in my poop. My intestines ache from all the backed up shît. Earlier today I burped and my burp tasted like ass.

But I will not shît. I took a pledge to not fail No Poop November and I'll be damned if I've come this far to just throw it all away my shîtting my brains out right here in this chair. Just imagine how amazing the shît will feel when I dump my ass at 00:01, December 1st. It will be amazing.

I know this sounds like a joke but my friends keep telling me that I have to stick my testicles in the condom or else semen leaks out. Is that true? Do I really need to stick my balls in the condom? Please help.

国庆最后一天 玩得开心

国庆快乐

find the gay person:
👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿
can’t find them?
that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell

✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks 👀 like we got a master 🎓 memer 🐸🐸🐸 over here 👈👈👈👩👩 hold on to your 👙panties👙ladies!💋💁♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute 🙀🙀🙀 maaaaaadman!!1! 👹 all you other aspiring 🌽🌽 memers👽👻💀 mmmight as wwwell give up! 👎👎👎👎cuse 👉this guy👈is as good 👌👌👌as it gets! 👏👏👏😹😹

want your warm🔥baby👶gravy ☕️to simmer down⛷⬇️my innocent🙇anal cavity🍑😆Show me 👀what a turkey 🐔feels on thanksgiving🙏dinner🍽Let your thick😩💧jelly-like substance🍮 swarm🦇into my private cave⛺️and envelope💌 me☝️with your glorious gene👨🏻‍🔬juice💦😏

LOL 😅😂🤣 How🤷‍♂️ can 👦🏿Africa👦🏿 NOT🚫❌ get any water💧 when all they👥 got👉 to do💪 is👉 dig⛏ a 2️⃣✖️2️⃣ hole🕳 and 🅿️our💧2️⃣ water💦 🅱️uckets 🅰️t o🅿️🅿️osite c🅾️rners to Ⓜ️ake an infinite🔁 water🌊 source👍👌💯

OMG 😱😱😱 BRO👬 CALM 😴😴 DOWN BRO ⬇️⬇️ SIMMER ☕️☕️ DOWN⬇️⬇️ U WANNA KNOW Y⁉️ BC 💁💁 IT WAS JUST A PRANK 😂😂😂 😛😜 HAHAHA GOT U 👌👌 U ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😂😁😁THERE'S A CAMERA 📹📷 RIGHT OVER 👈👇👆☝️ THERE 📍U ♥♥♥♥♥ 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👐WE 👨‍👨‍👦 GOT U BRO👬. I BET U DIDNT 🙅🙅NOE 💆HOW 2⃣ REACT WHEN MY 🙋 BRO DESMOND 😎😎 CAME UP ⬆️ TO U AND 💦💦😫😫 JIZZED ALL OVER UR 👖👖 SWEET JEANS 😂😂 IT WAS SO FUNNY 😂😛😀😀😅 NOW U HAVE 🙋👅👅 SUM BABY👶👶 GRAVY 💦🍲 ALL OVER THEM ♥♥♥♥♥😵😵

👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀 waaay up tHere 👆 moRTY ✔ im gonna need 👆 🌱 u to put these seeds 🌱👆🌱waaaay 👆up inside🌱🌱 ur✔butthOle✔✔🍑mo-EURGH-rty 🌱👆👆👆wa𝖺𝖠AY up there 👆 morty 🌱 way up 👆 into your butthole (chorus: ᵇᵘᵗᵗʰᵒˡᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🍑 O0ОଠＯଠOooᵒᵒᵒᵒRR𝖱ᵣᵣTTY𝖸𝖸YY 👆🌱👆 🍑 👀👀 👀 👆 👆✔ waaay up there

中华人民共和国国家安全部紧急通告

(我们的) 500 social credits have been removed from your account for spreading misinformation about the glorious CCP! You will be sentenced to hard labor for 20 years. Glory to the CCP.

中华人民共和国国家安全部紧急通告

(我们的) another 50 social credits have been removed from your account! You will be publicly executed , expect your death soon. Glory to the CCP.

And to Those I Love, Thanks for Sticking Around

中秋节快乐

Take me home

周末快乐

七夕快乐