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Step 1: Download it for free.
Step 2: Get level 2.
Step 3: Queue up for Competitive.
Step 4: Get destroyed by 5 cheaters.
Step 5: Exit.
Step 6: Download it again
Step 7: Open it again.
Step 8: Queue up for Competitive again.
Step 9: Team up with toxic noobs and get destroyed by enemy team.
Step 10: Quit.
Step 11: Download/Buy cheats.
Step 12: Get banned.
Step 13: Get a virus.
Step 14: Cry.
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JERRY #THE DEAD : WHAT COMES AFTER 69 FOR GAY MEN?
JERRY #THE DEAD : Mouthwash.
*DEAD* Shanky : pfft
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party.
When he arrived, He came close to me and said "I want your mouse". I thought he forgot to bring his mouse so I gave him a mouse. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare me. And all of a sudden he grabbed my D**K and he said "this mouse". I slapped him and kicked him out of my house.
Don't trust this gay.
Saavdhan rahe satark rahe
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श्री हनुमान जन्मोत्सव की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं।
⢠⣿⢿⣿⣿⣽⣯⡿⣽⢯⡿⣽⢯⡿⣽⣯⣿⣽⣟⡿⣳
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⣞⢵⢯⢟⡿⣷⣶⢀⠈⢹⣿⡋⠄⡀⣴⣶⡿⡿⣻⢪⡪
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<,︻╦╤─ +rep +rep +rep +rep
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✔️+Rep Good Teammate 🎮✔️
✔️+Rep Friendly Person 💜✔️
✔️+Rep Head machine 👊✔️
✔️+Rep ONE TAP MACHINE 🔫✔️
✔️ +Rep Clutch King 😏 ✔️
✔️ +Rep BOSS 😎 ✔️
✔️ +Rep Great Aim 😉 ✔️
✔️ +Rep Nice Player 😜 ✔️
✔️ +Rep Best Friend In CS:GO 🤑 ✔️
✔️ +Rep Trusted CS:GO Player 🙃 ✔️
✔️ +Rep Gamer 🎮 ✔️
✔️+Rep Deadshot🌹
✔️ +Rep a Leader 👑 ✔️
✔️ +Rep Good Teammate 👱 ✔️
✔️ +Rep Nice Teammate💪 ✔️
✔️ +Rep Nice Dude 💥 ✔️
✔️ +Rep 1Tap Only 💦 ✔️
✔️+Rep Revolver Master🌹✔️
✔️+Rep Old Player✔️
✔️+Rep Nice Steam Level✔️
✔️+Rep Polite Person✔️
✔️+Rep ssg Player✔️
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party.
When he arrived, He came close to me and said "I want your mouse". I thought he forgot to bring his mouse so I gave him a mouse. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare me. And all of a sudden he grabbed my D**K and he said "this mouse". I slapped him and kicked him out of my house.
Don't trust this gay.
Saavdhan rahe satark rahe
I wanna be like you one day
+RESPECT
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<,︻╦╤─ +rep +rep +rep +rep
_/﹋\_
Pro Player
Respects Everyone
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+ Rep Pro AF and Friendly and Funny
~Signed by WolfY
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