"if you keep playing those games the only person with a worse case of arthritis than you will be bill clintons personal
secretary Betty Currie the day after he bent marylyn over a barrel and showed her the 50 states

the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CEO of Enbrel is gonna call you askin if you want to do an arthritis commercial with phil ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mickelson

and once the arthritis becomes so severe to where you cant move your hands anymore youre gonna have to pick ♥♥♥♥ up
with ur forarms like some kind of club fisted ape on the wrong side of the atlantic barrier islands with
a bad case of hypothermia

but hey if thats not enough to convince you lets talk about how

your gonna get acute radiation syndrome faster than Anatoly Dyatlov during the meltdown of the chernobyl nuclear reactor

We all know why the atomic bomb that destroyed heroshima in early august 1945 was named "Little Boy" because inside
was just a 13 year old vietnamese kid who didnt put his PC on the floor causing the largest radioactive event
the world has ever seen

hell people are gonna forget about the Fukushima Diiachi incident of 2011 when they read about the 2021 Valentino Nguyen
crisis

might as well just split a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ atom and call it a day"

- Tino's mom 2020