WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a lawnmower man called Cobson, he was twenty-years-old and he lived in a simulation, because he was experimented on. He got so bad she went to kill all the people in his universe so the government decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of her death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death as he shouts "THREMBWAY NI*** COALY THO COBSON GOT THE GEMMY THO".
Now send this to ten other profiles and download this cobson, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. I am so sorry.
https://i.imgur.com/jmgC4YJ.png

ya this guy Sucks at BOE

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mmm it look like is 12 days?

yea mabye i should be alive again

RIP DRUNKEN WE MISS YOU

damn ive been offline for 12 days

12 days but obviously a year

hello drunken u been offline for about a year XD

damn it hitler fanfiction again

Hitler: Do you think I'm pretty?
Stalin: No.
Hitler: Do want to be with me forever?
Stalin: No.
Hitler: Do you even like me?
Stalin: No.
Hitler: Would you cry if i walked away?
Stalin: No.
Hitler heard enough and was hurt... Hitler walked away with tears in his eyes.
Stalin grabbed Hitlers arm.
Stalin: You're not pretty...you're beautiful
Stalin: I don't want to be with you forever...I need to be with you forever.
Stalin: I don't like you...I love you.
Stalin: I wouldn't cry if you walked away......I would die if you walked away.
Stalin Whispers: Plz stay with me.
Hitler: I will...
*Tonight at midnight Germany will anschluss Austria.
*Something good will happen to you at Stalingrad.
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in Stalingrad for the next 10 years

╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ u have been visited by the spooky broodmother of spooks, u must repost on 3 other steam profiles or else the sppoky brood will back door

God Bless You!