LOOONG ago in a distant land, I, Metalord, the backpedaling master of dark build, unloaded an unpunishable crossbow. But a foolish red invader wielding a Lothric sword stepped forth to oppose me.

Before the final blow was struck, I ran all the way to a fog door and flung him out of my world, where my meta is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is DS1 Remastered.