Then, for no apparent reason, Jesus Harold Christ himself walks into the room. You both panic and the girl accidentally rips off the fake skin that you put on your nuts to hide the pubes from any would-be onlooker. Jesus, full of pity and disappointment, shakes his head and groans out, "Poor child, have you not the sense to shave before marriage at the very least? Come with me child, come into the light,".
Next you awake in a hospital bed with family and friend alike lined at the edges.They express their concerns for your crack addiction and warn you not to hang around the local trap houses, for you almost had your scrotum ripped off by a 5$ crack-♥♥♥♥♥ chewing on your pubes.

a girl undressing you, takes your underwear off to discover your freshly trimmed balls only to then say "i like ya cut g" before giving them a harsh riveting slap. you let out a squeal of both pain and pleasure

this guy is a pedophile, be careful around him

anytime, make sure to stop t-baging the ham though

+rep cured my scrotum fungus