Hello. I am Secret!

I used to have a $3000 tf2 inventory and $2000 csgo inventory. I cashed out/gambled it.

I used to trade virual hats and Csgo. (rip tf2-had 3000 hours now quit)

Highest mm Rank: Mg2 (dmg but was boosted)
Current mm Rank: Mg1

My favorite classes Spy<Sniper<Soldier <Pyro<Demo<Scout<Engi<Heavy<Medic

Here are some trading websites:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=247406953 (Knife Pattern)

SFM
I can make sfm's
They have to be faily simple because Im pretty new.
They dont look too bad and I will change 1 key!
Add me to discuss that

Paypal:
I have a paypal
I have used paypal
I dont like to spend that much
(bp.tf trust) http://backpack.tf/trust/76561198128314204


Knives owned: (all are factory new unless said otherwise)
Karambit Fade
M9 Bayonnet Doppler (phase 3)
Bowie knife slaughter min wear (heart pattern)
Falchion slaughter min wear (zebra)
Shadow Dagger Fade (100% fade 0.002)
Karambit Marble fade
M9 bayonet tigertoth
Bayonet Tigertooth
Karambit Doppler
M9 Bayonet Doppler
Flip knife Ultraviolet (fac new)
Karambit Tigertooth
Bayonet Blue steel
Gut knife Tigertooth


Unusuals owned:
Orbiting fire- El jefe *first unusual*
burning -blokes bucket hat
scorching -geisha boy
time warp- voodoo juju (slight return)
molten mallard -cold killer
blizzardy -storm cold killer
smoking -charmers chapeu
cloud 9 -dessert mauder
blizzardy -storm cowl
kill a watt -scotmans stove pipe
dbd -deep cover operator
dbd- ye oiled baker boy
miami nights -le party phantom
orbiting planet -hermes
massed flies -brigade helm
bubbling -razor cut
aces high- tam o shanter
(forgot effect) -triboniophorus tyrannus
kill a watt -coupe disaster
terror watt -mann of reason
Circling heart -le party phantom
burning flames -frenchmans beret
stormy storm -cold killer
sunbeams- le party phantom
screaming tiger- buy a life
Amaranthine- Brown Bomber
disco beat down- killer exclusive
demon flame- hat of cards
scorching flames- fancy fedora
green black hole- charmers chapeau
antifreeze- hat of cards
circling heart- metal slug
green energy-Mongolian
haunted ghost- engineer cap
molten mallard- rebel rouser
green energy- little buddy
disco beat down- cold killer
burning flames- harmburg
secret to everybody- cosa nostra cap
morning glory- wet works
scorching- maddendoktor
cloudy moon- Le party phantom
Scorching- charmers chapeau (fav hat)
sunbeams-Fukamigasa
Death At dusk- birdcage
Green Energy-Rimmed raincatcher
demon-flame-powdered Practitioner
Morning Glory-Crones Dome
Sunbeams-Hat of Cards
Burning-Troublemakes Tossel
Circling Heart-Dread Hiding Hood
Arcana- Anger (damn cool hat)
Scorching- Merc's Mohawk (brokering)
Antifreeze- Solderd Sensei (metal yellow belt)
Burning- Cosa Nostra
Scorching- Brown bomber
Antifreeze- Mercs Mohawk
Searing plasma- Charmers
Disco beat down- Harmburg
Memory leak- Boron Beanie
Vivid plasma- blokes bucket hat
Burning Flames- Phantom
Darkblaze- Belt
Cloudy moon- Braniac Hairpeice
Antifreeze- Toy soldier
Disco Beat Down- Executioner
Disco Beat Down- Kiss King
Bubbling- Tricorne
Beams-Tossle
Sunbeams- Rack
Purple Energy- Promancer
Ghosts-Belt
Sunbeams-Cowl
Sunbeams-Big Sole
Sunbeams-Desert maurader
Purple Energy-Cowl
Burning-Dead Cone
Morning Glory-Charmers
Purple Energy- Industrial Festivizer
Sunbeams-Charmers
Sunbeams-Sensei
Sunbeams-Hotdogger


Lex Phantomhive: like if i put my python on your neck
Lex Phantomhive: would u be scared
Secret! ->warm up: no
Secret! ->warm up: i let them go up my butthole
Lex Phantomhive: wut about poisones snakes
Secret! ->warm up: a wild poison snake sure
Lex Phantomhive: i had a pit viper before
Lex Phantomhive: W8
Lex Phantomhive: u like snakes up your butthole?
Secret! ->warm up: LOL
Lex Phantomhive: *gets pit viper from wild finds secret irl shoves up his butthole*

Queen Olga of Kiev. When the Drevlians killed her husband and wanted Olga to marry their prince, Olga's son was 3 and she wasn't about to have that.
The Drevlians sent 20 or so men to persuade her to marry their prince. She had them buried alive. The Drevlians did not know this and Olga sent word to the prince that she accepted his proposal and needed their best men to accompany Olga on her way to marry the prince. When the top men arrived, she had them burned alive.
She then invited some Drevlians to a funeral feast to mourn her late husband. After they were drunk, she ordered her soldiers to kill the 5,000 or so Drevlians. Now that their wisest and most distinguished men where out of the way, the Drevlians begged for mercy and offered to pay whatever Olga wanted. Olga, taking immense pity, asked for 3 pigeons/sparrows/doves from each house, as to not burden them financially. Drevlians were happy to comply.
The thing about those birds? They always fly back to their nests.
And that bad bitch Olga knew it too. So she had sulphur and cloth tied to the foot of each bird. When they went back to roost at their nests in the Drevlian city, all the houses caught on fire. Since all the homes caught on fire at once, the fire couldn't be contained.
Olga sold the survivors as slaves.
You killed my husband? Fuck you and your entire village.