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[Peter is ordering from a fast food restaurant]
Peter: Yeah, I'd like 6, 000 chicken fagitas, please? Yeah, 6, 000 chicken fagitas.
Brian: And a "so-sage" McBiscuit, please?
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The Official Colorado State Vegetable is now the "state legislator".
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
Space is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen to you.
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Paper Rabies:
Hypersensitivity to littering.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
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Excerpt from a conversation between a customer support person and a
customer working for a well-known military-affiliated research lab:
Support: "You're not our only customer, you know."
Customer: "But we're one of the few with tactical nuclear weapons."
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