When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never
tried before.
-- Mae West, "Klondike Annie"
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I didn't believe in reincarnation in any of my other lives. I don't see why
I should have to believe in it in this one.
-- Strange de Jim
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Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but
television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and
world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers
whiter teeth *___and* fresher breath.
-- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do"
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Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.
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+rep nice play on survivor

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Отправь это всем друзьям, которых ты считаешь олегом
Если тебе вернется 0-3 олегов, то ты дима
Если тебе вернется 3-7 олегов, то ты саша
Если тебе вернется более 7 олегов, то ты олег и твои друзья олеги!

+rep

Олех, а почему ты Олех?-_^