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-- John Heywood
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I didn't go to university. Didn't even finish A-levels. But I have sympathy
for those who did.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
I haven't had time for tobacco since.
-- Arturo Toscanini
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Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.
😪
River (startling Jayne, jumping up from unconsciousness): "Copper for a kiss?"
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All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun.
Money's just the way we keep score.
-- Henry Tyroon
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Lois: [shimmies around] Remember this? Remember?
Peter: Oh yeah that reminds me, I gotta give myself a breast exam.
Peter: [reaches into shirt and feels chest] Oh my God, a lump. A lump, oh no a lump, oh God... No, wait, Cheetoh. [pulls Cheetoh out of shirt and eats it]
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