RO-Bean!
Forget   Antarctica
 
 
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
DK;SAN PFASO[KFASOPFASF
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Hello all eight billion people watching this profile, Rob here with the Oinglebunglaw company and here I will now post every little teeny detail about myself for stragglers who couldn't care less about my PG tips monkey... Or Churchill the Bulldog from the insurance firm.
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PC-SPECS!!! Wowzaroony!
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Toaster pumped full of aphrodisiacs so I can instantly become the most obnoxious entity at a party, you know that type. Motherboard created by coagulating my will to live into a solid material, makes websites run extra fast so I can spam more super, incredibly like painfully hardcore porn to people online and cackle my ass off as if I'm the funniest person in The Room (2003).

Wires made from my blood vessels so I can log into your device and have a wail of time, like a real good wail, like a whale's wail of a time, a well earned wail whale's of well spent time!
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Likes and Dislikes!!!

Koi Fish.
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Thucnk you for readingle mdy profilesssssss XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDXDX XXXX!


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onktonk Mar 9 @ 1:35pm 
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onktonk Feb 19 @ 4:13am 
copypasta
It's a copy and pasted block of text usually posted on a message board to troll newer users and as an inside joke between older users. Copypasta can usually be found posted in a discussion about any subject, and will usually be intended to draw out newer users into responding negatively to it, much to the amusement of more veteran users.

Copypasta might have started out as a real post somewhere, but people might have found the story so stupid or amusing that they post the exact thing years later to mess with people. It's much like a group of friends getting together to mock what another person said in the past and laughing about it.
User 1 posting copypasta:
"Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures"

User 2:
Hey, I'll kick your ass for talking like that

User 3:
"lol, look at this guy replying to copypasta"
RO-Bean! Feb 19 @ 4:12am 
:Y::A::P: :Y::A::P: :Y::A::P:
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onktonk Feb 19 @ 4:08am 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the US Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo
RO-Bean! Feb 19 @ 4:05am 
I am in your walls, your organs shall be digested cleanly and efficiently, prepare for the intense suffering you will be forced to endure with a smile. Once I am done with you, you'll be seeing stars, so many stars you'd think you died in space. <3