The 🚗 secret 😱 side ⏩🙋 of 👬🈸 me 🤔 I 🐝 never 🚫🏿 let 🙆🙆 you 🤞👈 see 👁👀 I 💧👱 keep 🏿 it caged, but 😋😠 I 💰 can't control 😤 it 🕤😂 So 👟 stay 💯🎮 away 💨😬 from 😮😂 me 😭 The beast 😋 is ugly I 🍆🏼 feel the rage, and 💮 I 🙎👁 just 👏 can't 🔊🔫 hold it 😂😖 It's 🤡 scratching on 🔛 the 😫 walls In the 😎 closet, 😐 in 📥 the halls It 🍆♂ comes 💦💦 awake

, and I can't 😧 control it Hiding 💆💆 under ⬇ the bed In my body, 😂 in 👏 my head 🤕👅 Why ❓ won't 🆗🆗 somebody 🤔🏼 come 💦 and save 🆘👐 me 🏻💁 from 🍆😂 this? 👉👉 Make 🙅🖍 it 💯🍝 end I 👆 feel 🏼 it 💯 deep 💯 within 🅰🤞 It's 😂💯 just 😧🍆 beneath the skin I 🏼 must 👍 confess that 😧 I 🤣 feel 😁 like 😄😄 a ❔ monster I 👁👍 hate 🤔😟 what 😅 I've 😯 become 🤦🏽 The nightmare's just 👌🕛 begun I 👁

must 🏽👍 confess that 👏😤 I 👀 feel 🗣 like 💁 a 🅱🎉 monster I, 😩👁 I feel 🏼👉 like 👍 a 🔥 monster 👹👹 I, I 🙇👨 feel ☝😖 like a 🅿👀 monster 👹👹 My 😎🏼 secret 😱😱 side ⏩⏩ I 💦♂ keep Hid under ⬇⬇ lock 🔐 and key I keep it caged, but I 😡 can't control it 'Cause 🎗 if 🤔💦 I 😂👁 let 🏾 him out 🅱 He'll 👨♂ tear 😢 me up, ❤ break 💔 me down ⬇👇 Why ❓😳 won't 🆗 somebody 🙇👐 come 💦💦 and 😈👏 save 😩😩 me 🤵 from 🐣👉 this? 🏻😅 Make 📝 it 🤔 end 🔚 I 😞 feel it 💯👌 deep 🤔 within 🤞 It's 🚫 just 👏⛹ beneath the 👏 skin 👑 I must 😾😩 confess that 🚟 I feel 🏼 like 🅾🏻 a 💰🅰 monster 👹 I hate 😡 what 🤔👏 I've 😎😎 become The nightmare's just 📲👏 begun I must 💯 confess that I 👁 feel like 📞 a monster 👹👹 I 👈👍 feel 👏 it deep 😝 within 🅰😱

It's 💯🕘 just 🤣 beneath 👎 the 🥁👑 skin I 😫 must 💰👍 confess that I 🍆 feel 💞 like 👍 a 👏 monster 👹 I, 😂👁 I 💵 feel 💗 like 💖🦊 a monster 👹👹I, 🏻👧 I feel like 👍 a monster 👹 It's 😡 hiding 💆💆 in 👌 the dark 🔫 It's ♂💰 teeth 👄👄 are 👴🔢 razor sharp There's no 🙅 escape 🛫♐ for 💪 me, 🗡 it wants my 💯😫 soul, 😱👻 it wants 💩 my 🌠🅱 heart No 😻🙅 one can hear 🏼 me 😂 scream 😱😱 Maybe it's 🔫😠 just 👏 a 💰😤 dream 💭💭 Maybe 😉 it's inside 👉 of me Stop this 😀👈 monster I ⬇ feel it 👁💧 deep 😝 within It's just 👌😤 beneath 👇 the ⛓😎 skin 📜 I 👀💭 must 🙋😡 confess that I 👀👈 feel like a monster 👹👹

I hate 😡 what I've 🌈 become The ➡ nightmare's just 😣🚟 begun I must 💰👍 confess that 🍆😐 I 😞 feel 😁 like 👩👍 a 👦👌 monster 👹👹 I 😎 feel it 😍 deep within 🅰 It's just 👏🏼 beneath 👎 the 👏 skin 📜 I must 💰😾 confess that 🙋🍜 I 🙋 feel 👎💯 like 🅱 a monster 👹👹 I'm 👨😎 gonna lose 😱🚫 control It's something 😳💝 radical I 👁 must confess that I feel 😫 like 🖕🏼 a 📣😷 monster 👹 I, 💲 I 🙌 feel 🖐💓 like 👎👧 a 🙏🅱 monster 👹👹 I, 🙋👉 I 😈 feel like ❤ a 👌 monster 👹 I, 👁🙋 I feel like 👏🚟 a 💯 monster I, I 👁 feel 👏💯 like 📞 a 🐝 monster

NO! BUT YOUR MY E-KITTEN MINE! eyes slowly turn red PLEASE PLEASE DONTT GO PLEASE! I-I LOVE YOU OKAY?... WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ME LIKE THIS? YOU JUST GUNNA LEAVE ME HERE LIKE THE PILE OF ♥♥♥♥ THAT I AM? E-KTITEN PLEASE DONT GO PLEASE!!.. tears roll down my face as i enter in my alpha mode ... FINE IF YOUR JUST GUNNA LEAVE ME HERE THEN I GUESS ILL FIND ANOTHER E-KITTEN MYSELF... cries hard DONT GO PLEASE.... I LOVE YOU

SO MUCH MORE THEN MY OTHER E-KITTENS... YOUR THE ONE FOR ME.... PLEASE JUST STAY WITH ME WE CAN GROW OLD TOGETHER... cries even harder then before OKAY FINE, MAYBE I DID CHEAT ON YOU ONE TIME, BUT THAT DOESNT COUNT... WERE MEANT TO BE.... PLEASE JUST DONT GO... I-I LOVE YOU... claws start to come out WE-WE CAN UH... GO ON A DATE? PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE YOU NOT LEAVE ME!... eyes glow red even more ... FINE WHATEVER LEAVE ME FOR SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I DONT EVEN KNOW ABT... GOODBYE... ITS OVER NOW. BE WITTH SOME E-KITTEN I DONT KNOW ABT, JUST PACK YOUR BAGS AND LEAVE!.

It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY ☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉♥♥♥♥♥ 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅‍♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME

💏DRACULA 💉♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW 💁🏼THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆♥♥♥♥🌽 BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃👻👻🎃 👻🎃👻 HOE😏😩😩👅💦💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃🎃🎃 comes to life🙀😻😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋😋 IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIES

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👋👋👋 HOE SAY CAN YOU SEE 👀👁 this hot 🔥🥵 piece of AMURRICAN ASS 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🦅🍑🤯‽?‽‽ Today 📅↩️ is IndepenDICKs Day‼️🦅 and its time 2 celebrate our Democrussy 🥵🥵🥵 Did u know 😳💭 1776 yrs ago 🕗⬅️ America ❤️🦷💙 was ruled by King George Washington 👑🍆👴🏼 from the country 🇹🇷 Europe 😱😖😤👎✋ Thank God 🙏👼 🇺🇸 BarrCOCK 🍆 Obama 👦🏾😍 won our freedom 🙌 by hosting the Boston Sex Party!! 🥵🙇‍♂️🎉💦 (Thats where they wrote ✍️the DICKlaration of CUMdependance 📜😩✊) So tonight 🌚 u better lay down ⬇️ a blanket 🧻 and pop 💥🎉 your Patriotic ♥♥♥♥♥ 🇵🇷🫡🍑 cause the Fondling Fathers 👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼 are gonna give u a Very Special 🤭 Fireworks Show 😳😜🍆💥🎇🎆

Send this to 🔟 of your favorite Stars ⭐️ and Stripes Sluts 👯👯! If you get 0️⃣ back, freedom rings 🎊 throughout your ♥♥♥♥♥ 🎀 .... (because this ♥♥♥♥♥ empty 🗑 👀🕸 YEET). If you get 5️⃣ back, your daddy 🍆👴🏼 will give 👉 your sweet land of Liberty 👅👄 a taste 👏😫! And if you 🔟 back, your democrussy 🇺🇸🎊💙❤️ will be filled with nationalGASM 😩🇺🇸💙❤️💯🙏🇺🇸!

get ready to get WET💦 and get ready to get WILD🌧️💦💅🏼 HURRICANE HILARY doesn’t come💦😳 to play‼️ california and the west is expected to get MOIST 💦🌧️ from mother earths👵🏼 🌎 quivering JUICY💦 CLOUDUSSY☁️🐱💦with RECORD HITTING ✅‼️ rains flooding 😫🌧️ communities with mothers👵🏼 sweet💦 rain☔️send this to 🔟 friends if you have the WETTEST✅💦💅🏼 CLOUDUSSY near you, get 5️⃣ and you are on your way‼️ to getting NICE and JUICY 😇💧, get 0️⃣ back and you will have the driest 🐱💦🌎 your entire life🔥😡🚒🌵☀️

"femboy.... AND thigh-highs? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me femboy... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~ "

sniff sniff i-is that a BOY I smell? sniff sniff mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe.... sniff sniff it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!!

Hey baby.... ♥♥♥♥♥ mysewf is that a buwge.. you must be happy to see me weawizes it’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ diawwhea wet me unzip that fow you and take a wook... feews it weak down my pants and into my socks mmmmm wooks.. hawd... witewawwy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dies you know I wike... hehe.. hawd candy.. shoves nasty penis in mouth whiwe sneezing out vomit swuwp swuwp..... do you... swuwp swuwp... wike this... swuwp swuwp weawizes diawwhea is soaking thwough hew pants tuwning them bwown cough cough.. oh my.. you’we so big I can bawewy handwe it... cwams it back in mouth whiwe fawt-spwaying diawwhea into the awweady soaked bwown undewweaw I can bawewy... huff huff... bweathe... I wove youw hawd hawd candy.. notices a miscawwiage and bwood mixing with the diawwhea in hew pants with the dead baby hey baby.. awe you weading to penetwate my wips with youw dewicious candy...? has a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seizuwe and goes into a coma

-rap DAMN THIS MATE ARE NOT GOOD IN RAPPING

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im down for phasmo

Aeons ago🗓, quoth the legends📖, from the cavernous🕳 maw👄 of Chaos❤️‍🔥 was born thiccc-🅱️osomed Gaia🌏, transmundane MILF👩‍🍼👀🥺 extraordinaire😈🔥. Unable to stifle her insatiable🤤 thirst🍼, she succ👅umbed to the gargantuan phallus🍆 of the universe🌌 in a celestially🌠 orgasmic😵‍💫🌭💦 event later described as the 🅱️ig 🅱️ang😍🥵. From Mommy😳 Gaia's luscious💕 loins🦵👶🦵 gushed😫💦 forth our galaxy🌟 as we know it, positioning all of the heavenly👼🥴 bodies🫁🦶🍆 for our voyeuristic🔭 pleasure😩. Today, we celebrate😘🍾 the fruits🍍🍇🥭 of her nebulussy😻

If I recall the game we were in together, you nearly won, I just managed to gain the extra point of prestige one turn before you did

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You dropped this

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She's 😃 begging 👣 for 🍆 total 💯 global 🌎 humiliation... 😰 She's 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 gonna 🛠️➡️👤😢 get 🥒🔟 it. I'm 😂😂 gonna 🛠️➡️👤😢 need 📲 your 💪🏼 texts about 💦 San Francisco, brother... I'm 😂👌 even 🕚😛 sorry 🤖🤖🤖 to ask... 🙋😩 But, 🍑 she 👩 sucked 💦 Mollusk's crooked ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆 and he 👨 gave 🎁 her 👩 some 🤩 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lawyers... 🕵️ I 😊 have 😯 no 👎🏾🎷❌🤚👌😡😣😣😣 mercy, no 😣😣 fear 😨 and not 👏❌ an ounce 🐐 of emotion, 💚 or what ❓ I

👴😩 once 🕜 thought 💭 was love ❤️ for 📂 this gold 🏆 digging, low 🔉 level, 🎚 dime 🤑 a dozen, 💧 mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish 🐡 market... 📈 I'm 👟 so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👌💞 happy 🤣 she 👩 wants 😋 to go 🚶 to fight 🎅🏻💥🦹🏻‍♀️💥👩🏽‍🎤💥😤 this out!!! 🚪➡️ She 💁 will 👏👏 hit 💩 the wall 🧱🎶🎵 hard!!! 💦🍆 And I ☔ cannot 🗳️ wait 😽 to have 🤲 this waste of a ♥♥♥ 💋👄👅 guzzler 👅🎄 out 👶 of my 🧜🏻‍♀️ life!!! 😛I 😈 met 👄 a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😤 sublime little 😂 Russian 🇷🇺 here... 🈁📍 Which 👏🤤 made 🥰📋 me 🙋 realize 🤔 the time ⏰ I 🙋 blew 💥 on 🔛 that 👏 50 👌 cent stripper...

I 🥳 wouldn't ⛔👎👎🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅 touch 🍑 her 👩 with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🥾 glove. 🥊 I 👀📺👏 can 🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️ only 🕦❗ hope 🙏 that 🤐 karma kicks in 👮 and takes 🤠 the gift 📮📦💎 of breath 🏊‍♂️🏊‍♀️🧘‍♂️ from 👉 her... 💃 Sorry, ☠️☠️ man... 👷 But, ❌ NOW, ❓❗❓❗❓❗❓❗ I 👁️ will 🤔 stop ✋ at nothing 🔒 !!! Let's 🤝 see 👀 if mollusk has 😜 a pair... 💏 Come 🧸 see 😱 me 😳😳😳😳 face 😔 to face... 😠 I'll 😇 show 🧿 him 😧 things 👺🅰️ he's 👀🏃👨 never 😅 seen 👀 before... 😂 Like, 💛👨‍❤️‍👨😍👍💌💚👩‍❤️‍👩 the other 👳 side ☝️ of his ♿ ♥♥♥♥ 👌💋 when 👆🕙⏰ I 👩🏻 slice 🍰 it off... 📴

Hello, 👋 I’m wondering if this is a breed thing 🤘 or my 😊 just wonderful little individuals thing: My 😊 malamutes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ expands for 🈺 minutes, sometimes hours before he 💁‍♂️ decides to take a ♥♥♥♥. 💩 Like 💟 we 🌿🌿🌿 can go on walks and I 😊 can’t help 🆘 but 😥 stare 👁️ into the 🫵🤣 massive ♥♥♥♥-filled 💩 Ikea-cup 🔧 sized hole ⛳ under 🔞 his 🐍 tail, with the 🫵 dookie being slurped sort of in and out 😵 while he 💁‍♂️ happily and confidently strolls with his 🐍 tail straight 📏 up flaunting the 🤣 horror for 🔰 anyone to see.

🙈👁️ It obviously gets 🉐 exponentially larger ⬛ the 🤘🤘🤘 closer we 🌿 are 👉 to the 🤘🫵 ♥♥♥♥ 💩 actually being taken, and I 😊 can’t help 🆘 but 😥 ponder if it’s not ⏳ some insane new 🇳🇨 level 🎚️ of laziness, where he 💁‍♂️ can’t be bothered to push it out, 😵 and just wait 🚏 until it slips 🥿 out 😵 of him with minimal effort.

Please 🙏 tell 🗣 me this is a malamute thing, 🫵 that would be hilarious and slightly 🙁 less ➖➖➖ embarrassing 🕳️ 😂

Daddy 😍 is a anime 👀✨ fighter! 🥋🔥 I 👥 see 🙈👀 him 👨 play and 🎮 my 🔑 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐱 gets 🉐 tighter! As he 👈 turns ↩️ on 🔛 the auto 🤖 clicker 🖱️🖱️, he 👥👉 turns ↩️ into 👉✅ a ♥♥♥♥♥ 😸 licker! 😛😛👅👅 He 💁‍♂️ makes 📯 me 😭 ♥♥♥,🤤 🕍 oh 😳 lord 👑 it's fun! 😽 He 👥 treats me 🏃 better 👍 than 👧 my 👾 mum! 😎 He 👨🤠 rams ➡️ his 🙏 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆👋 inside 👉 my 😘 throat,😮 👄🌞 I 😊 am 😳 daddys 😍 little 🤏😥 GOAT! 🐐 He 👨 fills 🌊 it 🍆💦 all 🤔 with yummy 🤤 jizz 🥛🍼, his 💁 ♥♥♥ 🕍 truly is a blizz! Daddy 😍😍 wants 💋 to penetrate 👉👌 I🥰 am 🙈 daddys 💘👑 best 👌🏼😜 teammate! 😍

So, hear me out. Every time I hear MEGALOVANIA (UNDERTALE) (2015) by Robert F. Fox, I start aggressively slamming my ham to the beat. It just feels so good. I can never stop, and I have to get someone to turn the music off. I always imagine sans and his big blue BONEr whenever I hear megalovania and I just wanna nut as soon as I hear it. Now, when I hear any type of megalovania, I cannot help but furiously masturbate. This happens all the time, in train stations, cafés, and even in daycares. Whenever I try to stop, my other hand just grabs my ♥♥♥♥ and starts yanking it for me. But do I want to stop? NO. I WANNA KEEP DINGING MY DONGER WHILE IMAGINING SANS' BONY ASS JUST SLAMMING AGAINST MY HIPS. I WANT TO SUCK HIS BLUE LIGHTSABER UNTIL IT TURNS RED.

You’ve been ♥♥♥♥♥♥! ./ イ (((ヽ ( ノ ￣Y
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I’m 🅰😎 a 🥇👉 simple 🔢 😂🔢 man 👨🏻 🤷‍♂️ 🌊 who 💁 likes 💖 💓 🙈 the 🤣🤣🤣 🍄 simple 🔢 things 🕑 🕑 in 💘 life 👤: 🧬 👶💩 having 🈶 🍽 cummy 😍🥰 💦💦 ejaculate 😩💀💦 deep 😱 😱 inside 😂 👸🏠 my 😊 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑👌😰 🍑 and 💼 leave 🍂✨🍁 🍂 👎🏃 it there ✔ for 🈺 👅🏔 a 👌💓 week 📅 until the 🤣 🚨👏 worms 🐛 🪱 and 😈 maggots 🐛 hatch 🐣 🐣🐣🐣 🐣🐣 out 😵 👅 so 🆘 they 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 can 🛢👍 slowly 🐌 consume 😋 😷 me and 👏💦 Cummy's 👅💦 🤗 ♥♥♥ 💦 😥 from 😤😤😤 the 🤘 👏🌍 inside 😂 out 😵 and 👖 i 👁 😊 die 💀👻 ⚰️ 💕😵 from 😤 cummys 👅💦 ♥♥♥ 💦 worms 🐍 🪱 🐍 and 💦💯 maggots 🐛 eating 🍽 🍽️ me ☝😍 from 😤 the 🤣 inside 💠 and 🍳 rot 🤮 away 😂. 💨 🙅🤣

In 2021 I laughed 😂😂 I cried 😢😖turned up👆🏻💃🏻💁🏻‍♀️I turned down👇🏻🙅🏻‍♀️ I loved 💑👫👨‍👩‍👧I lost trust 💔😩I was betrayed 😒🔪but most importantly I learned 😌

big hard throbbing ♥♥♥♥♥

"FEMALES" DON'T EXIST!!!!!!😱😱

A "FEMALE" is a fake person designed by the 🤮GOVERNMENT🤮 to enslave men!!!!😱😱😱😱😱

PROOF👉👉 "FEMALE" stands for;

F ake

E ngineered

MALE !!!!

😱😱😱😱😱😱

So be 😰😰CAREFUL😰😰 around someone who claims to be a 😡😡"FEMALE"😡😡 because they might be a 😱SPY😱 sent by the 🤮GOVERNMENT 🤮 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

If you 😡DONT😡 farward this to 20 👨‍🦱people🧒 😨LITTLE TOMMY😱 will crawl out of your sink and eat Your eyeballs 👁️👁️

🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

You 🤟 sit 🪑🪑🪑 on the 🤣 toilet 🚾 to jack 🎃 off, 📆 but 😥 you 😊 begin to ♥♥♥ 💦 uncontrollably. After ten 🕥 spurts you 😊🤟 start 🆕 to worry. Your hand 👊 is sticky and it reeks of semen ⚓. You 😊 desperately shove your ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 into a wad of toilet 🚽🚺 paper, 📝 but 😥 that only makes your balls 🏐 hurt. 🤕 The 🤣 ♥♥♥ accelerates💯. It’s been three 🕞 minutes. You 🤟😀 can’t stop ⏹️ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦.

Your bathroom 🛁 floor 🤣 is covered 📔 in a thin layer of baby 👶🤰 fluid. You 🤟 try to ♥♥♥💦 into the 🤣 shower 🛀 drain but 😥 it builds 🛠️⛑️ up too fast. ⏬ You 😊 try the 🤣 toilet. 🚻 The 🤘 ♥♥♥ 💦is too thick to be flushed. 😳 You 🤟 lock ⛓️🗝️ the 🤣 bathroom 🛁 door 🔑 to prevent the 🤣 ♥♥♥💦 from 😤 escaping. The 🤣 air 🌬️ grows hot ♨️ and humid from 😤 the 🤣 ♥♥♥. The 🤘 ♥♥♥💦 accelerates. You 🤟😊🤟😊🤟😊 slip 🥿 and fall ⛅ in your own sperm. The 🤣 ♥♥♥💦 is now six 🕡 inches deep, almost as long 🪘 as your still-erect 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ semen⚓ hose.

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See what the bible doesn't mention is that Jesus actually has a massive futa ♥♥♥♥. The holy schlong if you will. The purpose of Christianity is to become one with Jesus, that is, getting stuffed up the ass for eternity by the Lord. He will treat you just like middle-eastern shepherds treat their sheep. The Bible doesn't say this, but just because the writers don't mention it doesn't mean it isn't true. If you try to say otherwise you are demon possessed and will burn in hell forever for not submitting to the Lord's will like a good little sheep. Amen.

Infinite ♥♥♥. You sit on the toilet to ♥♥♥, but the ♥♥♥ never stops coming out of your ♥♥♥♥. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your ♥♥♥♥ closed but that makes your insides hurt. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The ♥♥♥ accelerates.

The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The ♥♥♥ ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The ♥♥♥ accelerates.

The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your cockhole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your ♥♥♥ contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. Forever.

Ok guys, relax, they are just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ socks, it's impossible for socks to turn me gay, my heterosexuality will be fine dudes.

A-Ah ♥♥♥♥... Y-your ♥♥♥♥ is so big. and in my ass already~? Mnn.. Faster... HARDER! Turn me into your dream femboy slut~! Penetrate me until I burst! Mmmm~ Soothe me, caress me, ♥♥♥♥ ME, BREED ME! Probe your thick,wet,throbbing ♥♥♥♥ deeper and DEEPER INTO MY VIRGIN BOI♥♥♥♥♥~!!

Ah... AHHH! AHHHNNN~! I-I'M ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I'M ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥ WITH ME TOO! DRENCH ME, I'LL DO THE SAME! AND I'LL SWALLOW YOUR STICKY ESSENCE ALONG WITH YOU~! I'M YOUR PERSONAL CUMBUCKET~!!

ill eat ur p*ssy rn

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