Recent reviews by Honest Businessman

Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the Chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord

It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one, no

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, no
But when the taxman come to the door
Lord, the house lookin' like a rummage sale, yeah

It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no millionaire's son, no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one, no

Yeah, some folks inherit star-spangled eyes
Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord
And when you ask 'em, "How much should we give?"
Ooh, they only answer, "More, more, more, more"

It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no military son, son, Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one, one
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one, no, no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate son, no, no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me

Reloads: Cool
Movement: Cool
Weapons: Cool
Progression: Cool
Art Style and Level Design: ehh pretty ok
Art Style and Level Design: That was a lie I fooled you it is actually very cool
UI Elements: Cool
Card Packs that you use to equip special weapons for the run: Cool
Animation for opening the Card Packs that you use to equip special weapons for the run: I have a gambling addiction now thanks

The pistol has the most elaborate inspect animation in which it effects the loaded ammo for no reason other than to look cool.

There is no limit to how far up or down you can look to the point of you going upside down and doing a flip which his serves no gameplay purpose other than to look cool.

You can shoot open containers for loot because the dev cared about the feedback about container looting... and to look cool.

This Game Is Very
COOL