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act II deluxe May 20, 2022 @ 2:42pm 
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act II deluxe Nov 6, 2021 @ 5:53am 
It has come to our attention that students have been vigorously masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is illegal and against school district policy.

The bathroom pipes are not designed to handle human discharge other than your regular bathroom duties

The excessive amount of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. A pipe under the lower B half bathroom has burst because of the excessive semen build-up. This will cost thousands of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage.

Please masturbate in your own homes.

If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to.
act II deluxe Oct 27, 2021 @ 4:51am 
hey umm hii mr.bottle, i just wanted to really quickly say how turned on i got from the way your hand strayed down my back and cupped one of my cheeks. and when i pushed myself further into your grip, you got my cue to be more assertive. god, your devilish grin you shot me when i shifted my weight on both feet. you make me want to give you another dance in your flexing hand.
Kaijuwololo Apr 15, 2021 @ 6:41pm 
A TRUE ZOMBIE SLAYER! +rep
POLSKA Mar 15, 2021 @ 8:42am 
make fire??
BusH Nov 25, 2020 @ 3:02am 
Ayo ayo hold up this guy is a Gamer
dreamonade. Aug 10, 2020 @ 3:36am 
10/10 will play again
Ariel May 30, 2020 @ 6:44am 
UWU gimme your cummies too ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮ :)
baaa May 26, 2020 @ 7:21pm 
remember
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johsef May 8, 2020 @ 7:02am 
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johsef May 8, 2020 @ 6:55am 
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Ariel May 8, 2020 @ 6:08am 
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murl Nov 2, 2019 @ 10:47am 
♥♥♥
MrAktas Aug 30, 2019 @ 1:57am 
hecker pandah
cehm May 15, 2019 @ 4:12am 
panda
y unfren
cehm May 15, 2019 @ 12:41am 
hm panda y unfren
murl May 2, 2019 @ 3:57am 
Big Boss, real name John,[3] also known as Jack, and formerly known as Naked Snake, Vic Boss[4][5][6], Ishmael, Saladin, or simply Snake, was a renowned special forces operative and mercenary commander. He founded U.S. Army Special Forces Unit FOXHOUND, along with the mercenary company Militaires Sans Frontières, and was one of the founding members of the Patriots. Big Boss later established the military states of Outer Heaven and Zanzibar Land as bases for his companies, in order to realize his ambitions of creating a nation for soldiers. Considered by some as "The Greatest Warrior of the 20th Century," he earned such monikers as "the Legendary Soldier"[7] and "the Legendary Mercenary,"[8] feared in combat by both friend and foe as a hero and a madman.[9]
murl May 2, 2019 @ 3:57am 
uring the Cold War, Big Boss was an apprentice to The Boss, the so-called "Mother of Special Forces," and later served as a black ops field agent for the CIA's FOX Unit, under Major Zero.

Having his genetic code used as part of the government project Les Enfants Terribles, Big Boss was the genetic father of Solid Snake (his subordinate and later nemesis), Liquid Snake and Solidus Snake. He was also the mental and physical template for his body double and former subordinate, Venom Snake, with whom he shared the title of "Big Boss."
murl May 2, 2019 @ 3:53am 
Solid Snake, real name David, also known as Old Snake, and briefly known as Iroquois Pliskin, or simply Snake, was a former spy, special operations soldier, and mercenary. Possessing an IQ of 180 and fluent in six languages,[1][5] he was known as "the Man Who Makes the Impossible Possible" and his exploits made him into a living legend among the military black ops.

A product of the Les Enfants Terribles project, Snake was a clone of world renowned soldier Big Boss, along with his brothers Liquid Snake and Solidus Snake. Initially a Green Beret, Snake was later inducted into High-Tech Special Forces Unit FOXHOUND in the mid 1990s while it was commanded by Big Boss. Repeatedly tasked with disarming and destroying the latest incarnation of Metal Gear, a bipedal nuclear weapon-armed tank, Snake would thrice avert potential nuclear catastrophe, becoming a famed war hero.
murl May 2, 2019 @ 3:53am 
Following the Shadow Moses Incident and subsequent smear campaign by the Patriots, the secret organization behind American politics, Snake was labeled a terrorist. He faked his own death in the Manhattan Tanker Incident, though he re-emerged years later to assist Raiden in the Big Shell Incident. During this time, his body entered a state of accelerated aging, due to intentional genetic changes made during the cloning process, causing his health to decline.

In 2014, Snake performed his final mission, during which he defeated Liquid Ocelot and destroyed the Patriots. After one last encounter with Big Boss, Snake chose to live his remaining days in peace.
murl Jan 16, 2019 @ 2:41am 
Considered one of the greatest video games of all time, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater received praise for its story, gameplay, graphics, setting, characters, and ending, as well as departing from the series' conventions. Snake Eater was a commercial success, having sold 3.6 million copies worldwide by August 2005.[15]
murl Jan 16, 2019 @ 2:39am 
Set in 1964 (thirty years before the events of the original Metal Gear), the story centers on the FOX operative codenamed Naked Snake as he attempts to rescue a Russian rocket scientist by the name of Nikolai Stepanovich Sokolov, sabotage an experimental superweapon, and assassinate his defected former boss.[13] While previous games were set in a primarily urban environment, Snake Eater adopts a 1960s Soviet jungle setting,[1] with the high tech, near-future trappings of previous Metal Gear Solid games being replaced with the wilderness. While the setting has changed, the game's focus remains on stealth and infiltration, while retaining the series' self-referential, fourth-wall-breaking sense of humor.[13] The story of Snake Eater is told through numerous cutscenes and radio conversations.[14]
murl Jan 16, 2019 @ 2:39am 
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater[a] is an action-adventure stealth video game produced by Konami Computer Entertainment Japan for the PlayStation 2.[11] It was released in late 2004 in North America and Japan, then in early 2005 in Europe and Australia. It was the fifth Metal Gear game written and directed by Hideo Kojima and serves as a prequel to the previous installments.[12]
cehm Dec 31, 2018 @ 7:31pm 
Happy New Year poondarooni fish
cehm Dec 21, 2018 @ 3:21am 
*he drank too much fanta* and now im gonna force u to drink my sprite cranberry or im gonna say the n word infront of mr obama
My Focus is Unparalleled Nov 5, 2018 @ 2:38am 
O P E N Y O U R M O U T H
RainbowPandah Sep 1, 2018 @ 11:53pm 
No go awyayw
My Focus is Unparalleled Sep 1, 2018 @ 10:28pm 
Johhny Johhny, eating sugar?
rAzZ Aug 5, 2018 @ 3:36am 
Wanna duel for plat boi ?
TwentyFifth Aug 5, 2018 @ 1:13am 
Oi rainbow
rAzZ Aug 5, 2018 @ 1:12am 
Oi rainbow
stepanchuk2207 Jun 19, 2018 @ 12:34am 
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Путин, водка, балалайка!
GrimStephJack Apr 11, 2018 @ 3:29am 
please gun down anyone singing in walmart
RainbowPandah Jan 30, 2018 @ 3:02pm 
U toucha mah spagootee, you gona dai yee
GrimStephJack Jan 30, 2018 @ 11:29am 
Why dis bear mad at me , it was just a spaget
act II deluxe Jan 14, 2018 @ 11:13pm 
omai wa mo shindeiu

NANIIIIIIIIIIII
leksa Jan 14, 2018 @ 9:01am 
noni?
_atlas3 Jan 8, 2018 @ 7:41am 
die kthx
cehm Dec 14, 2017 @ 4:51am 
2 +2 is 4 - 1 dats 3 quick maths
cehm Dec 14, 2017 @ 4:51am 
this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ decline me couse bad internet
MuuH Dec 5, 2017 @ 6:08am 
dis ♥♥♥♥ gei
_atlas3 Dec 3, 2017 @ 3:51am 
this ♥♥♥♥♥ dead
cehm Nov 30, 2017 @ 11:06pm 
Hobb i Think ur the one who is gay and retarded
My Focus is Unparalleled Nov 29, 2017 @ 4:22am 
THERE LIVED A MAN
IN RUSSIA LONG AGO
HE WAS BIG AND STRONG(GAY)
IN HIS EYES A FLAMING GLOW
MOST MEN LOOKED AT HIM, WITH (GAY) TERROR AND WITH FEAR
BUT TO SOVEIT UNIONS CHIKS HE WAS SUCK A LOVL4E DEAR
HEE COULD PREACH THE BILBL WITH PRECHNNESS
FULL WITH ECCZZXSATCY AND FIREERRR
(LYRIC INPUT)
RAAAAAA RAAAAAAA RASSSPUTTING
LUVR OF DA RUSSINA QUEN
THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONNENEE
RA RAAA AAAAAAAAAAA RASPUTIEN
SOVIET UNIOONS GREATEST WAR MACHINE
IT WAS A SHAME HITLER EXECUTED HEEEEM
(input jazzy music)
RainbowPandah Nov 29, 2017 @ 3:08am 
yais it is gei gam
cehm Nov 28, 2017 @ 10:13pm 
lol gei plays the killer is dead
djh Nov 28, 2017 @ 7:40pm 
炒面