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The bathroom pipes are not designed to handle human discharge other than your regular bathroom duties
The excessive amount of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. A pipe under the lower B half bathroom has burst because of the excessive semen build-up. This will cost thousands of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage.
Please masturbate in your own homes.
If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to.
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Having his genetic code used as part of the government project Les Enfants Terribles, Big Boss was the genetic father of Solid Snake (his subordinate and later nemesis), Liquid Snake and Solidus Snake. He was also the mental and physical template for his body double and former subordinate, Venom Snake, with whom he shared the title of "Big Boss."
A product of the Les Enfants Terribles project, Snake was a clone of world renowned soldier Big Boss, along with his brothers Liquid Snake and Solidus Snake. Initially a Green Beret, Snake was later inducted into High-Tech Special Forces Unit FOXHOUND in the mid 1990s while it was commanded by Big Boss. Repeatedly tasked with disarming and destroying the latest incarnation of Metal Gear, a bipedal nuclear weapon-armed tank, Snake would thrice avert potential nuclear catastrophe, becoming a famed war hero.
In 2014, Snake performed his final mission, during which he defeated Liquid Ocelot and destroyed the Patriots. After one last encounter with Big Boss, Snake chose to live his remaining days in peace.
Путин, водка, балалайка!
NANIIIIIIIIIIII
IN RUSSIA LONG AGO
HE WAS BIG AND STRONG(GAY)
IN HIS EYES A FLAMING GLOW
MOST MEN LOOKED AT HIM, WITH (GAY) TERROR AND WITH FEAR
BUT TO SOVEIT UNIONS CHIKS HE WAS SUCK A LOVL4E DEAR
HEE COULD PREACH THE BILBL WITH PRECHNNESS
FULL WITH ECCZZXSATCY AND FIREERRR
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RAAAAAA RAAAAAAA RASSSPUTTING
LUVR OF DA RUSSINA QUEN
THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONNENEE
RA RAAA AAAAAAAAAAA RASPUTIEN
SOVIET UNIOONS GREATEST WAR MACHINE
IT WAS A SHAME HITLER EXECUTED HEEEEM
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