do NOT eat slop at 3am or become the slopper

This is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny...when I was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe.

Ralof: Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks... Skyrim was fine until you came along! Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you I’d have stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell. Looks at Dragonborn You there, you and me, we shouldn’t be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. Ralof: We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now. Driver: Shut up back there. Lokir: looks at Ulfric What’s wrong with him, huh? Ralof: Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Lokir: Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion... if they’ve captured you... oh gods, where are they taking us? Ralof: I don’t know where we’re going, but Sovngarde awaits.

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smexy men

Kreig döner (real)

moans

+rep big boner

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Kelev Ben Kelev!

shalom

+rep מתגעגע תמיד

+rep תכין לי נקניקיה גרמנית עם חמאה מותכת

+rep survived the holocaust

Thank you.

+rep jewish hitler

oh yeah, sorry

oof

I am jewish

Merry Christmas! 🎄

ישראליזים זה כיף

k shmok

k shmok

רוסים הם אדומים

אם רוסים היו לבנים אז נאצים היו שחורים?

מי שנוגע באבי מתעסק איתי יא בני זונות תהיו מסונכרנים או שיהיה לכם חיסולי חשבונות

lol

Best hitler*

+megarep the best potato ever

I declare potato

ניק עדיין סודני