Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. And that means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance; how am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer; use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun. Like this Heavy Caliber Tripod-mounted little 'ol number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... not pointed at you.

Bestie

Great UwU Fan