Recent reviews by ThyConius

I don't feel like this deserves the negativity. It's like any other jazzpunk map but mostly bits instead of a couple objectives plus some bits. It's like a solid hour of extra jazzpunk content for 1$ (on sale) especially if you watch all the old timey videos that they have running for too long and interact with everything.
I got jumpscared by income tax, and by multiple other things, and I was really really glad to hear some of these voices again! Now there are some voicelines that are just copies from the old campaign but I'm still happy to hear new lines!
Tons of funny gags, although I'm a bit sad that they reuse them within the same area sometimes, that's a bit displeasing.
Another Whilhelm was added so that's also a bonus! I shot and killed multiple people while in jail and then did that again on the road.
An entire monster truck battle JAZZPUNK STYLE!
And that's basically it! Sadly as a character in the game confirms, this is the last and only piece of DLC to jazzpunk, so sadly I think jazzpunk is officially over. Pains me to say this about a very short yet incredibly funny and charming game but sometimes you gotta move on.


Saddest part is one of the QR codes leads to a website that no longer hosts the joke so it just redirects you to some game reviewer's article about jazzpunk :/ And I thought it was satire especially with how blatant the site advertises itself but nope it's just an average game review website. (You can visit this link [web.archive.org] to see the actual NURB qr code joke)

A collection of short and sweet puzzle games, each better than the last. The puzzles are fun to figure out and a lot have this "mini-game" quality to solving them. While not a long experience I do fondly remember playing this on my 3DS for hours trying to beat all the puzzles as fast as I could and it was REALLY fun optimizing every single moving part so it all lines up into this god-run. And I like to come back to it every now and then to solve them for the first time again!

Mosa Lina is one of the most fun rogue-like, infinitely generated, puzzle, physics, sandbox games ever. How many others exist I do not know but this is certainly the best. VERY simple concept and even SIMPLER controls! Sometimes a level requires the most out-of-the-box, insane, tactical play needed, just to collect one fruit (more needed + you still have to reach the portal) but uh oh you ran out of items, better find an EVEN CRAZIER method to do that!
MOST OF THE GAME is randomly generated (waht items you get, how fruit are distributed, where the portal is, what levels you get, etc) and the randomness is as TRUE RANDOM as you can have. It means that sometimes levels are truly unbeatable, getting the same thing 10 times in a row is as possible as not, but that's the fun part. You can either persist through hell and try to beat a very hard level with VERY limitted tools and feeling IMMENSE SATISFACTION when you do, or you can just reroll and try a different seed, they are both equally OK.

Bloody Trapland is my favourite all time rage platformer, and a blast with friends local or online. The best part? (Excluding a tiny set of levels) the game is PURE SKILL, you will retry a section THOUSANDS OF TIMES until you can perfect EVERY movement, EVERY button press, FRAME AND PIXEL PERFECT, and be off by 1 subpixel and die... BUT THE NEXT RUN WILL BE BETTER AND YOU WILL GET PAST IT! The controls are INCREDIBLY tight, every move you make has an instant effect and the moment you release it, it STOPS, gives it this unique tight feeling of being so very much in control yet still so very hard. Trying to 100% this game is 100 levels deeper than the deepest hell this game normally presents, something I still haven't gotten around to. And then you add friends into the mix... Bring a couple of controllers and sit by the couch, this is gonna be fun. People griefing eachother left and right, popping off when they finally do a hard part only to die soon after, everyone rejoicing when we beat a hard level, some dude waitting at the end for everyone else to get a taste of pain, boosting or pressing buttons for others to make it easier, and that's just the main mode! Honestly griefing in this game is it's own ruleset, crouching won't allow you to get stomped (in normal levels) and if you're good enough you can juke a jump from your friend to land on THEIR head it's like rock paper scissors. It has community created levels which I have barely even begun to explore as I'm still playing the normal campaign, and everything about this game just OOZES passion, ABSOLUTELY MUST BUY! (Criminally cheap). So sad the online servers need a workaround to barely function, we either play local or steam play together. And even more sad the sequel does not carry AT ALL this game's core DNA.

Amazing experience! A little short if you're just trying to beat it and not complete it (trying to 100% it currently). With no spoilers the gist is that you travel on what is basically the very early web 1.0 internet, and the entire premise is to go into rabbit holes that lead you to rabbit holes that lead you to what you need to progress, it's basically the internet but in a game. Cannot overstate how awesome it is.

It's not like it used to be... The new version looks like a copy paste unity game with no soul, it feels empty. Thankfully they still have the legacy mode which is much closer to how you know the amazing frog? But it's still not quite the same :/

This is the most fun me and 3 others can possibly have while ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ourselves of fear.

I like the soundtrack, but it is GENUINELY missing some songs from the game. That's pretty poor behavior.

Ok kind of genuine review:
If this game is on sale and you like arcade racers, buy it and try it.
The game isn't the best not by a long shot. The ai has next to no rubber banding, the physics engine is extremely finicky, you can drift in an almost straight line, a lot of the items are useless and some are just blatantly over powered and optimization is poor. But in all honesty it's still fun at the end of the day, play with your friends or if you're truly mad 100% the game, you'll get decent playtime.
Learning to do shortcuts and constructing the perfect kart combination is fun, screaming at nermal or Jon after the deliberately run you off course is fun (sometimes), getting S+ in online is a feat that only the chosen ones can achieve.
Sure sometimes you slam into a wall without being able to escape and have to take a year to wait for your boost to end to slowly and annoyingly back out and go back to the racetrack but for half a dollar 10 hrs of singleplayer gameplay + however much online adds is in my opinion absolutely worth it.

Why is this free, basic, bare minimum first person-shooter so much fun to play?