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hewwo dewe, dish hewe twashtward pwayer ish ash good at dying ash u can get. abshowute poggers gamepway. alwaysh dewe to get hooked when u need dem too on de besht game ewer dead by daywight. i mean de utter iwony of not onwy being hooked constantwy but wanting to be a hwooker themselves, twuwy marverwoush. when i firsht met dem i was ashtonishhed at dewe skill of wunning awound de map shaying de wowd genewator but now i know dewe ish a deepew meaning, de genewatowsh we power, power ouw feewingsh and whenevew i'm injuwed i can weally on a wovely heaw wid a shtabby shtab accompanying it (so kinkwy). shometimesh it ish dishtwacting having a compwete ♥♥♥ dumpshter next to u at awl timesh but nevew put dem on de tabwel. i wawn u! i don't know how many of ouw tabwesh dey've bwoken but i shwear to god, i am at my wimit. one shec i heawd shomeding... OH NOOOO. OUW TABWE IT'SH BWOKEN....

Involuntary celebacy is uncool you know

In what universe did I meet this tank in? Like seriously. Look at them. Absolutely BEEEENUS!!? Somehow this dood is still friends with me after 500 short years and it's safe to say I literally want to hang from the ceiling like a bat, just not upside down... Anyway I saw you behind the local Ikea in a bin you fell off + ratio and you big stinky. Ps. do a flip big sniff x

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Biggest trap of the century.