𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙮 '𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙚 𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝.

"I miss my juuling phase" - jess

"what color you sayin' that in bro?" - Jordan

"It's not about missing the fast, it's about shooting the shots you don't take." - Slapps

"You can talk to other worms... but just know they won't hit the same." - Topaz

"Who puts glue on their knee caps?" - Jonathan

"In this game your wife dies, so I'm going to sell our wedding ring... *sigh*-- B*TCH YOU'RE DEAD!" -Jonathan

Me: What is even happening to me?
Proper: You're just having a stroke don't worry about it.
Jonathan: YEAH P*SSY!

Me: I'll let you guys know sleep tite pupper's name if you show me your c*ck.
Doctor Nova: Oh no you don't, I'm not falling for this again.

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4:48 PM - [GOON] GrimJack: i heard you're racist
4:48 PM - Me: Only a little
4:48 PM - [GOON] GrimJack: k that's cool then

6:35 PM - Me: Let's go steal from the poor
6:35 PM - [NTNN] GrimJack: or just
6:35 PM - [NTNN] GrimJack: kill cops
6:35 PM - [NTNN] GrimJack: and scream black lives matter
6:35 PM - [NTNN] GrimJack: either or
6:35 PM - Me: I like the second choice
6:36 PM - [NTNN] GrimJack: k cool i'll meet you on the playground at midnight
6:36 PM - [NTNN] GrimJack: we'll sit there and wait for pokemon go players. and then abduct them. strap bombs to them and tell them that we'll set them free if they give us their pokemon. Of course they'll resist and run to the nearest police station
6:37 PM - [NTNN] GrimJack: and then we blow em
6:37 PM - [NTNN] GrimJack: and then blow up the bombs

<23:59:52> "E-Bae": " You know tampons and penises can both go in at the same time?"
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