Whenever life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line
If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry 'bout a thing, got the world on a string
Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues
I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start-a meltin' away
Ba-um-ba
I take a look at my enormous penis, and my happy times are comin' to stay
I got a sing and-a dance when I glance in my pants
I am-a feelin' like a sun-shiney day
I take a look at me enormous pe-he-he-nis
And-a everything is goin' my way
Ba-um-ba
Ahhh, ahh-um
Ahhh, ahh-uhh
Voo-voo-vi-sov-va-va-vava-div-ee-vu-jah-va-sovoyay
Foji-vas-va-vajuba-do-ahhh
Subbo-ze-va-daa-dun-da
Pe-he-he-nis
Za-un-duh-ba-de-un-doi-bu-doula
Everybody!
I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start-a meltin' away
Ba-um-ba-bab
I take a look at my enormous penis, and my happy times are comin' to stay
Yeah I got great big amounts in the place where it counts
I am-a feelin' like a sun-shiney day
I take a look at me enormous pe-he-he-nis
And-a everything is goin' my way
My trouser monster
Everything is goin' my way
My meat is murder
Everything is goin' my way
Size doesn't matter
Ev-ree-thing is goin' my waaa-aaa-aaay
Yum