Just a PSA please do not shoot red suited men coming down from your chimneys this year! Santa regrets to inform you the buckshot was very hard to remove and he will be sending you his medical bill. Merry Christmas!

Christmas should be done your way, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=039H2I5zxx4 Merry Christmas!

Hey girl, i mean they

There are hot single Santas in your area! Would you like to get some Hoe Hoe Hoes? Merrry Christmas!

y r u mean

dogy

Did you preform your yearly cookie sacrifice to appease the Claus? Merry Christmas!

Smooch

Shrek the halls! Merry Christmas! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbDjE_G383k

-rep big gay, ♥♥♥♥ you

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+rep, good bants and takes ♥♥♥♥ like a champ

yo ♥♥♥♥♥♥ its forsi when tf did you get off my friends list u hawaiian ♥♥♥♥

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+rep because he called my friend a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥!

We both went silent. I carefully walked to the corner of the room and looked down upon the soggy mash of Cheerios awaiting my erect ♥♥♥♥.
They were Honey Nut.
Without waiting I plunged my eager tool deep into the bowl. The milk washed upon my swollen testicles as they dipped into the soft contents of the bowl. I thrusted gently and realized how the cheerios seemed to react to the shape of my member.
The bowl was deeper than I expected. I heard crys of laughter coming from Steve but I kept going. I wave of white anticipation struck me as my PENIS grew stiffer and my balls rumbled with an all to familiar feeling.
I came. I came into that honey nut flavored bowl of beaten cheerios. My semen mixed flawlessy into the color of the bowl. My knees went weak. My breathing hastened.
"I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love cheerios," I said with a smile

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay.

Don't trust this guy

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- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
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Thank you for your patience

Merry Christmas!

Thank You! I'm going to nut in my ass too -Aree

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual weeaboo and tell them how COOL they are :^)

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THIS ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SCAMMED ME DO NOT TRUST THIS ♥♥♥

if you dont have the time dont do the crime

Broke my heart </3

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