mate?

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〽️ +RESPECT MAN!〽️
🎽 ✶ 🎄 ✶ ⚡️ ✶ 💗 ✶ 🐛 ✶ 🐳 ✶ 💎 ✶ 🌸 ✶ 📒 ✶ 🚙
We can be friends for team talk)^_^
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A MAN HAS DECIDED TO COMMIT JIHAD IN LEGO CITY START THE NEW GLOBAL ISLAMIST MOVEMENT

instrumental

مهلا

BUILD THE BOMB PACK

THEN OFF TO NEW YORK CITY

DETONATE THE BOMB PACK

SHOUT ALLAH AKBAR

AND BE REWARDED WITH 72 VIRGINS

THE NEW GLOBAL JIHAD COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY

so no head?







-Tom Nook

#NOPOOPCHALLENGE
I just had the most immense, gigantic, catastrophic bowel movement while I was in the shower and started wiping a bit 😩 💦. SO WHAT I DID WAS I TURNED THE CRANK TO ICE COLD, GRABBED THE SHOWER HEAD, THEN FREEZED MY BALLS FOR ALMOST SLIPPING UP 😡. Furthermore, I retained my skid mark and will now proceed to work out.

Edit: I prolapsed after.... I am a fool. I will improve.

Jack and Jill went up the hill🗻🏞

So Jack could lick her candy 🍭🍬

🅱️ut Jack got a shock😳🙌💯

And a mouthful of cocck👄💦🍆

Cause Jill’s real name is R🅰️ndy 😈