mate?

📀 ✶ 🌂 ✶ 🍇 ✶ 🐛 ✶ 👃 ✶ ⛳️ ✶ 🏓 ✶ 💙 ✶ 😺 ✶ 💄
〽️ +RESPECT MAN!〽️
🎽 ✶ 🎄 ✶ ⚡️ ✶ 💗 ✶ 🐛 ✶ 🐳 ✶ 💎 ✶ 🌸 ✶ 📒 ✶ 🚙
We can be friends for team talk)^_^
👃 ✶ 📕 ✶ 🌳 ✶ 🍧 ✶ 🏀 ✶ 🥗 ✶ 🌏 ✶ 📀 ✶ 🐟 ✶ 🔋

A MAN HAS DECIDED TO COMMIT JIHAD IN LEGO CITY START THE NEW GLOBAL ISLAMIST MOVEMENT

instrumental

مهلا

BUILD THE BOMB PACK

THEN OFF TO NEW YORK CITY

DETONATE THE BOMB PACK

SHOUT ALLAH AKBAR

AND BE REWARDED WITH 72 VIRGINS

THE NEW GLOBAL JIHAD COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY

so no head?







-Tom Nook

#NOPOOPCHALLENGE
I just had the most immense, gigantic, catastrophic bowel movement while I was in the shower and started wiping a bit 😩 💦. SO WHAT I DID WAS I TURNED THE CRANK TO ICE COLD, GRABBED THE SHOWER HEAD, THEN FREEZED MY BALLS FOR ALMOST SLIPPING UP 😡. Furthermore, I retained my skid mark and will now proceed to work out.

Edit: I prolapsed after.... I am a fool. I will improve.

Jack and Jill went up the hill🗻🏞

So Jack could lick her candy 🍭🍬

🅱️ut Jack got a shock😳🙌💯

And a mouthful of cocck👄💦🍆

Cause Jill’s real name is R🅰️ndy 😈

Can a school legally take away your cocck and ball torture device? no that is simply not that case , if this ever happens to you please contact your lawyer immediately and have this issue solved right away

Joe is sad black people don't taste like chocolate,

he once tried to eat Obama thinking he was a giant chocolate man.

It took six secret service men to hold Joe down.

When asked why he tried to eat Obama, Joe's only response was it was all "Malarkey"

ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? 💦😉 🧻Corona🤧 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦 for us and you’ve just tested 😱positive🦠 for being 💋NAUGHTY😉 🙅‍♀️Social distancing is in effect🚫 and I want to spend my 🤷‍♂️quarenTEEN🔞 with YOU 😍 So grab your 🧴isopropyl-lubricant 💦 and ♥♥♥👅 over so I can administer👩‍⚕️ your treatment😉 and inject💉 you with the vaccine🍆 We’ll spend the 🗝lockdown🔒 flattening the curve📉 and FATTENING DEM’ 👏🏿 CURVES 🍑 Get ready for 14 days of 💯THICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS😭 and sitting on my facemask😷 Send this ✉️ to covid-19 of your sloppiest 💦💦SYMPTOMATIC🤒 SLUUTS🤫 If you get 5 back, you’re a Wuhan bat🦇 ♥♥♥♥♥ 👎 If you get 10 back, you’re a 😉horny💄healthy💪hoe😘 If you get all 19 back👏 your ass🍑 is the ANTIDOTE💊 and it’s in high demand 👬🏿

The title says it all, If you are male and watching any porn containing a penis then it is gay porn. Cummshot compilation video? focusing on the penis. Gay. so to add extra words to meet length requirement (ha ha) any porn containing a penis is gay porn. not that it is wrong or bad just gay, super super gay.

Attention man, My quench for testosterone is alright fulfilled. However, enjoy your journey search for estrogen to moisten your DMs.

Any and all women, please enter my dms. They are quite dry and I feel that some extra estrogen will help quench their thirst. These actions will also please me for I am devoid of female interaction and would love to read messages from a person of the opposite sex. Thank you for listening to my message, any acknowledgement or anybody who follows through with this message will be given thanks that will last for eons. Have a nice day women.

Hey beautiful, i eat ass too. I was wondering if you would like to come to my million dollar estate and ♥♥♥♥ children with me?

i eat ass too, me and 7 have alot in common im sure

Hello, I know you probably won't like me given my previous track record with beautiful females, but my mom told me it was worth trying. So, in short, I would indeed enjoy to court you on this lovely evening, madam. You'll find that I'm quite classy, and unlike all those Chad cucks you've surely encountered. I look forward to dining with you.

"Hello betiful, send me bobs and vagene plis"
"I want to kiss ur vagene for 2 hrs then put my 1 feet pinus in ur vegana u will happy"

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xD

My cat 'had to have' its foot amputated. I have it in the freezer at the moment but I intended to use it to make a soup. I think if I feed it to the cat it may encourage the foot to regrow. What would the best recipe for this be (preferably not a Bummington soup). Thanks.

And is that supposed to be an insult? Just FYI, I'm 5'2, 125 lbs, 50% body fat. Beefy shoulders, slippery, greasy back (deadlift PR of 20 lbs), a jungle of chest hair, a hitler moustache, plump forearms, double chin, and the majority of my wardrobe is made up of Logan Paul merch.

I'm an Instagram girl's wet dream, and I still turn that ♥♥♥♥ down since I have better options throwing themselves at me nearly every time I go out in public.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Quick tip: do not accidentally press download. That ♥♥♥♥ will play automatically right where you left off (nutted at) when you pile your whole family in the car, start it up, and your phone and car do dirty deal of a bluetooth handshake that totally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wrecks your 10 hour drive to disney world. ♥♥♥♥ my life.

Have a lovely weekend

Kitty Asian Power

The name is nate lol add me on the snap @natethecreater

♥♥♥♥ u cute, whats ur paypal password?

So she's not dead like everybody thought she was. Fascinating.

You wanna smash? ;)

Hello, I know you probably won't like me given my previous track record with beautiful females, but my mom told me it was worth trying. So, in short, I would indeed enjoy to court you on this lovely evening, madam. You'll find that I'm quite classy, and unlike all those Chad cucks you've surely encountered. I look forward to dining with you.

o.o ..... <.< .... O.o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Minecraft!!! O.O My beautiful lady. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will mine you diamonds and protect you from Endermen. My lady.. be my player two....

Merry Christmas ~Manager Blue

kat its skylernorth stop being a thot

+rep ndkat is riperoni

+rep young boy

-rep is young boy

meme?

+rep meow make room on flist for meow

da best +rep

daddy <3

die in a fire

Happy Late b-day! enjoy your M4A4! -Chancy

played cs with you my dude, add me

not on fleek

-rep is a smurfing ♥♥♥♥♥♥

i miss u already

NIGGET

penis

misss youu

me and "CatOrPee" are Down if you and buds wanna Que together

I herd u vape so I add

hey big daddy ;)