>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Pepe so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Pepe every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Pepe is love" I say; “Pepe is life”
>Milo Yiannopoulos hears me and calls me a libtard
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Pepe
>I called him a cuck
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Pepe
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”
>He grabs me with his powerful frog hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Pepe
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Pepe
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Pepe
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>Milo walks in
>Pepe looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all degenerates now.”
>Pepe leaves through my window
>Pepe is love. Pepe is life.