Voodoo is a very interesting religion for the whole family, even those
members of it who are dead.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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Whoa, first contact!

[...]

Welcome, from the people of Terra (Sol III). We extend our hands in
friendship, and sincerely hope you shall do the same with your
hand-equivelents.
-- Jason Burrell about a russian posting
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What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used car salesman?

A used car salesman knows when he's lying.
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[a fat Stewie is sitting on the porch]
Stewie: Damn you, ice cream, come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me! [to passersby]
Stewie: What are you looking at, you infantile stupid? That's right, damn you and such.
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A new koan:
If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you.
If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you.
It is an ice cream koan.
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