nooooo way

Gay

I used to be into ♥♥♥ sex
Younger, drunker, you find yourself in the ♥♥♥♥ chute
A lotta vodka mostly
My demon booze of pain and suffering
Times have changed though
When she needs butt plunging
I call in my main man, Mr ♥♥♥ to do the dirty deed
He delivers while I eat a meatball hero and day trade stocks
Bottom line
No pun
I ♥♥♥♥ed that sweet caboose back in the day
It was tender and proud
A woman has needs and I gotta make a living
Life in the tenderloin
Medium rare
Cranking it

u covered in mold

Congrats, 1000 days ago you were gifted a VACation from Valve.

shut the ♥♥♥♥ up

You're large fagola