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Sun Jan 8 @ 2:33am 
i love among us
El Zutto Jan 15, 2023 @ 12:52pm 
Heh, this guy has 3.4 hours in the past 2 weeks, what a loser. Buddy is growing roots in that chair haha. Anyway check out my wishlist. This is actually my sons account, he died last summer from an unknown condition. It would bring me great joy if some of yall gifted the games he had on his wishlist, like a late christmas present.
Peace out
El Zutto Jan 6, 2023 @ 4:54am 
SEASON 13 WILL BE BETTER! I told myself that when I turned 13 (3 days ago!) However, in that time, my dad found my internet search history! Lets just say he found out how truly built different I am! He left to go grab some Tyler1 certified bloodrush and I haven't seen him left! My mom is saying that I ran her relationship down mid! "Dopa Down!" I yell to myself as I boot up Tylers stream to drown out the sound of my mother crying!
El Zutto Jan 2, 2023 @ 4:05pm 
this brother got 0/14/1 as viego actually horrible
El Zutto Jan 1, 2023 @ 7:38am 
This guy is MGE in wingman and he carried me all the way to silver 3, absoulte chad!
El Zutto Nov 26, 2022 @ 1:46pm 
this guy had a jawdropping 0 angles held, and threw the game in a must-win scenario.
El Zutto Aug 6, 2022 @ 11:51am 
-rep I met this guy on my way home. He quickly and silently groped me and then jogged away. Real WTFer, dont be around this guy!
El Zutto Aug 4, 2022 @ 1:10pm 
This dude was intoxicated outside my apartment late last night, when i approached him and asked him what he was doing he simply groped my balls. WTF!?
Banos Jun 19, 2022 @ 2:41pm 
I can back up this statement. I was the one who got capped by this trash swedish player (BR) he was in our call just mastxurbating. wtf? Everything said is in fact true!
El Zutto Jun 19, 2022 @ 12:44pm 
We were completely winning a CSGO match when he suddenly kills my friend banos (in a 2v1 with the bomb planted, to say a "free win") and gets a 2 hour ban. This resulted in us ONLY managing to draw the game 15-15. Freaking trash!
El Zutto Jun 15, 2022 @ 9:27am 
-rep this POING thangy was doin someting real cushby outside da motel in freetown, quorky champ man, real bhingy boy
Banos Jun 14, 2022 @ 10:59am 
-rep mi friend tel me dat he wan penitrate Mr craiz minar in his bomboclart. Wat da hel. he wan do dat nazty shid. Pusxsio wan to plae wit da big O.G Oobling gagglebirg. Bludclat
El Zutto Jun 11, 2022 @ 4:11am 
I've said it before and i'll say it again. I want to be a tiny asian girl. Alas I was born as a big black male.:(
Banos Jun 5, 2022 @ 2:35pm 
Br i have been wanting to talk to you about this. I have been mxasturxbxating to your IG pics. I strech my 4 skin to your hot voice. I pleasure my pxrostate when im in a call with you! :steamhappy: I really wish we could meet up! Maybe even share some of our interests and maybe even our convo can become a tad bit more spicy :steamthumbsup: Please im begging you. I would let you step on my bxallxs and drag my pxenxis over glass just to get a whiff of your big fat juicy black bxooty. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.
El Zutto Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:29pm 
coolin' kid
Banos Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:28pm 
Good guy
El Zutto Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:22pm 
Nice dude
Banos May 30, 2022 @ 2:56pm 
He fxuxcked my wife and took my house. What a lad! Good trader+ Good person
El Zutto May 30, 2022 @ 2:51pm 
he scammed me for 0.09£ absolute bloke! what a buffoon!
Banos May 24, 2022 @ 1:36pm 
-rep racetits makes fun of bri-ish "people"
El Zutto May 24, 2022 @ 1:23pm 
-rep
This is my friend, Mr greenburg. AKA Heisenberg suffers from EFMRS (Extreme Filipino Mental Rxetardation Syndrome), approximately 4-5 days ago i caught him touching his wrinkly weenie worm to loli fart hentai i proceeded to beat him with a cast iron pan.
El Zutto May 4, 2022 @ 11:07am 
-rep
I used to be friends with this guy up until recent events. Hes a degenerate and his recent actions are egregious. Lets cut to the chase.
Me and this guy went to a house party, there was like a solid 30 people there and things were pretty chill. I was fxucked up on enormous amounts of ketamine while he boofed an eightball of sticky yellow speed. I was chilling on da sofa when i notice this guy on his knees licking some girls feet i had barely processed what i just witness when this guy removes his pants (exposing everyone to his erect 3.6 inch pxenis btw) and just starts sxhitting on the floor. He then proceeds to fxuck this massive sxhit pile infront of everyone. After a couple of minutes of furious fxucking he pulls out his sxhit covered dxick and runs out of the house, i havent spoken to him since. Just posting this to warn you guys.
Banos May 2, 2022 @ 2:28pm 
-rep AFK EVERY GAME?!?!?!? WAT DA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL :steamsalty:
Banos May 1, 2022 @ 1:15pm 
-rep this dude is so bad. he throws every game :steamlaughcry:
El Zutto May 1, 2022 @ 1:05pm 
-rep this dude flashed me and got me killed
El Zutto Apr 22, 2022 @ 7:14am 
-rep this dude said i was gay, WHAT THEEE HEEEEL?!
Banos Apr 12, 2022 @ 10:23am 
Shoo katt habib kan ja få din snap direkt???
El Zutto Apr 12, 2022 @ 10:22am 
I love toes
Banos Apr 9, 2022 @ 2:13pm 
I think about your fat juicy black booty jiggling on my face.
El Zutto Apr 9, 2022 @ 7:10am 
Ok guys, i have to confess. I have a BBC porn/gooning addictin. Atleast twice times a day i edge for hours to 12inch bbc cxock ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huge axss women. I dont even get hard anymore i just use prostate stimulation to achieve orgasm. I think it might be turning me gay. I just look at the thick bbc, imagining thats me getting plowed. Do you guys think there is something wrong with me? Is this normal behaviour? Everyone says pxorn is totally normal. idk I guess im just desperate. Ive tried to quit around 12 times, however I go at most a day before i relapse.
Do you guys have any advice? should i just embrace it and jump on HRT? Serious answers only this is not funny!
El Zutto Apr 8, 2022 @ 4:43pm 
-rep This guy sent me MULTIPLE videos of him fxucking his bussy with uber thick cucumbers. riktigt wtf moment. He said he wanted his girlfriend to peg and finger him. wth moment.
Banos Apr 8, 2022 @ 4:40pm 
Yo man wtf. Thats more than a sin
El Zutto Apr 8, 2022 @ 4:38pm 
-rep Guys, I think I may have sinned. I was at a bar called "dovas" last night. I saw this pretty lookin chick, nice buttocks and a fragrant personality. We started talking over a couple of drinks and she was super charismatic. She ordered a taxi to her house and i followed. Things were getting hot and heavy at her place when she pulls down her pants and a SOLID 9.5 inch UBER thick cxock whips out. I couldn't believe it. After some brief hesitation and resistance, she inserted her meat rod inside my axnus. I-I am going to be honest, I loved it. She fxucked me so good. I went into this cxock crazy haze. All I could think about was that thick dxick smashing my prostate and bussy so good. Only after a couple hours of intense breeding did the haze go away.
Guys be honest, is what I did hxomo? Have I sinned? Please respond, this is not funny!
Banos Apr 8, 2022 @ 4:33pm 
I am extremely aroused by you:steamhappy:
El Zutto Apr 8, 2022 @ 4:32pm 
Sometimes, I feel the devil inside me, he only disappears after I masturbate to pegging porn.
Banos Apr 8, 2022 @ 4:10pm 
-rep 0-0-7. 0.0 kd
El Zutto Apr 8, 2022 @ 4:08pm 
-rep 0-0-7 absolute pee pee
Banos Apr 6, 2022 @ 12:17pm 
Donquan kuim wen bajs?!?! :steamhappy:
El Zutto Apr 6, 2022 @ 11:37am 
Okay I just had the weirdest thing happen to me on my day 2 of no fap, I was taking a ♥♥♥♥ and struggling to push it out and simultaneously I kid you not I randomly ejaculate as I push my ♥♥♥♥ out, I’m just sitting there dumbfounded as to why the ♥♥♥♥ this happened, there was no pleasure to my ♥♥♥♥, nothing strange I wasn’t fapping I swear to god I just randomly….. ejaculated while ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥? Anyways mission failed life really hates me lmao
El Zutto Apr 2, 2022 @ 1:28pm 
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how many frags I get in a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop playing csgo? A esport team big enough to be listed on ESLGAMING goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you are talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Blue. I am the danger. A guy rushes mid with a SG and gets insta-dinked and you think that about me? No, I am the one who flashes!
El Zutto Apr 2, 2022 @ 1:14pm 
I AM THE ONE WHO FLASHES!
Banos Mar 31, 2022 @ 2:27pm 
-rep he hav 0 4 skin :steamsad:
El Zutto Mar 31, 2022 @ 2:14pm 
-rep i carried dis nxigga into gold nova 3 and now he pull up with 9 ADR report this bozo
El Zutto Mar 28, 2022 @ 1:34pm 
I carried dis nxixgga into gold nova 2. He has ♥♥♥♥ comms and everytime a woman joins the game he goes chimpanzee mode. He is a danger to society and gets 0 bxitches, everytime he is outside every person in the 500 meter distance smells his absolute skunk of a smell. He has multiple charges for sexual assault and has been caught outside wearing a latex fart femdom suit. He has multiple ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and chaturbate accounts that have sxcat vids. He is a danger to society and has no social life, he has lost it all. He was a good person before but now i dont even recognise this guy. I have multiple recordings of his many sxhit and pxiss jars. sometimes his hobby is eating cvum. I hope he gets some real help and may god be with this poor mans soul.I carried dis nxixgga into gold nova 2.
El Zutto Mar 28, 2022 @ 1:33pm 
-rep died in devour penis man
Banos Mar 22, 2022 @ 2:57pm 
I carried dis nxixgga into gold nova 2. He has ♥♥♥♥ comms and everytime a woman joins the game he goes chimpanzee mode. He is a danger to society and gets 0 bxitches, everytime he is outside every person in the 500 meter distance smells his absolute skunk of a smell. He has multiple charges for sexual assault and has been caught outside wearing a latex fart femdom suit. He has multiple ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and chaturbate accounts that have sxcat vids. He is a danger to society and has no social life, he has lost it all. He was a good person before but now i dont even recognise this guy. I have multiple recordings of his many sxhit and pxiss jars. sometimes his hobby is eating cvum. I hope he gets some real help and may god be with this poor mans soul.
Banos Mar 22, 2022 @ 2:49pm 
This is the worst player i have queued with. Every round he either ♥♥♥♥♥ or eats and is AFK. He has often been caught saying racist and sexual slurs agaist polish, russian, danish people. His aim is ♥♥♥♥ but still manages to top frag. He has senile 78 year old reactions that make him the worst top fragger on his team. While having most of the times an outstanding performance he is ♥♥♥♥. He has ♥♥♥♥ comms and just eats in his mic as a fatass.
El Zutto Mar 22, 2022 @ 1:56pm 
I’m a straight male, 21 years old. I love women, I’ve always loved women, I’ve always loved having sex with women. However, in the last year, here and there, I’ve jerked off to transsexual porn. One night, after drinking with a friend and smoking some hash, I arranged a date with a trans sex worker. She was totally womanly, nothing manly about her, except for, you know. She licked my butt, gave me head, and fingered me. I’ve been on the receiving end of anal play before from girls, so nothing new. But somewhere during this encounter, I became the receiving partner during anal sex. At the time, I was too ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up to care. But the next day, I started to feel really bad. She was very safe and used condoms for everything. I just can’t get past the fact that I did the gayest thing a guy can do. I feel really depressed about this traumatic situation. I can’t seem to enjoy my life anymore. I’ve even felt somewhat suicidal. Can a single act like this make me gay?
El Zutto Mar 22, 2022 @ 1:56pm 
Hahaha ya'all gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sittin' in your room 24/7 LO. Like dude get a life you loser, literally you gonna end up gayyy coz u ain't got any social life bro. And thats very bad for you... Like look at me I got a real beatiful girlfriend irl that i make out with everyday and while i kiss her for REAL. Not your gay ERP ♥♥♥♥ yuck.... ya'all gross sitting in your basements fapping to anime cartoon girls.. LIKE GET A REAL LIFE BRO
El Zutto Mar 21, 2022 @ 10:25am 
fenix just bad, br just be grinding on yprac