Truth has always been found to promote the best interests of mankind...
- Percy Bysshe Shelley
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What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used car salesman?

A used car salesman knows when he's lying.
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Granddad was superstitious about books. He thought that if you had enough
of them around, education leaked out, like radioactivity.
(Johnny and the Dead)
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Lady Ramkin's bosom rose and fell like an empire.
(Guards! Guards!)
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Feminists just want the human race to be a tie.
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River:: "We got outflanked by an Independent squad, and we're never gonna make it
back to our platoon. We need to resort to cannibalism."

Simon: "That was fast. Don't we have rations or anything?"

River: "They got lost. We're going to have to eat the men."
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Riffle West Virginia is so small that the Boy Scout had to double as the
town drunk.
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R.I.P

rest in pieces you mighty ♥♥♥♥

+REP noderrrr R.I.P account :(

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+XD rep not black