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Father Alec Apr 27 @ 12:05am 
I dont know who you people are and your making my profile look like ♥♥♥♥
DemomanDestroyer Apr 26 @ 12:50am 
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

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🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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Father Alec Mar 11 @ 3:07pm 
who the ♥♥♥♥ are you people
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✅✅✅+REP Nice profile  ✅✅✅
✅✅✅😁Friendly Guy 😁 ✅✅✅
❄️❄️❄️Happy Holidays ❄️❄️❄️
Chief Leaf Feb 21 @ 12:28pm 
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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GoGoShooter Jan 5 @ 5:57am 
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Sentinel Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:12pm 
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Cosmo_the_silver_fox Jul 6, 2022 @ 11:03pm 
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Yo, so ya wanna know some crazy ♥♥♥♥, I know this dude from HVAC and he ain't ♥♥♥♥! :steamhappy: I bet ya can't guess who the hell this is mwhuhahahahahaha
Zachary Zaza Mar 3, 2022 @ 12:58pm 
Ok real talk. I have no understanding of why it's practically compulsory to wash your hands after peeing (as a man anyway, I would wash if I was a woman because I'd be wiping). This is my process for peeing: 1) open the door 2)pull down my pants and underwear and keep my hands there. Only virgins hold their c0cks while peeing. A REAL man aims with independent muscular movements only using your p3n1s. Anyway, all I have touched so far is my pants. After finishing my business, I struggle to put my absolute mastodon mammoth of a c0ck back into my pants without touching it. After a few tries, it flops in and slaps my knee where it remains. I then flush the toilet with my foot and then leave the bathroom. I challenge you to give me a SINGLE reason why I should wash my hands after pissing; I bet you can't give me one.
Unknown Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:45am 
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Friendly Guy !!! ❤️ 
We can be friends  for future games ^_^ 
 
  "You only live once for a very short time, so make every second divine"

● Scams are spreading, please be careful.
● This is my only account,
● I DO NOT send links for trading, advertising
● Have a wonderful day
● Stay safe & take care

✅✅✅+REP Nice profile  
✅✅✅+REP Have a nice day !  
 
 
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Friendly Guy !!! ❤️
We can be friends for future games ^_^


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Blue May 25, 2021 @ 3:43pm 
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🌟 +REPUTATION SIR<333!🌟

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Zachary Zaza Jan 29, 2021 @ 1:28pm 
gay boy
Vorticul Dec 22, 2019 @ 6:34pm 
wish you an early merry christmas:2015candycane:
Cosmo_the_silver_fox May 27, 2019 @ 3:10pm 
+rep
Cosmo_the_silver_fox May 27, 2019 @ 3:10pm 
UwU XD
ZilkWorm Feb 1, 2019 @ 8:48pm 
:cozycastondeath:
Lucy Briggs Jan 25, 2019 @ 5:56am 
Sorry to hear whats happened. Hope you overcome it.
Fart Ass Dec 25, 2018 @ 4:57pm 
Sorry to hear what happened. Same thing happened to me a couple of months ago, a guy tricked me pretty easy. It feels real bad at first, but you'll overcome it. Stay strong.
Alexx ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Dec 25, 2018 @ 3:45pm 
Scams are getting very sophisticated these days
Alexx ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Dec 25, 2018 @ 3:45pm 
;-;
TKOdarkshadow Dec 25, 2018 @ 3:34pm 
I'd edit your picture and name. :nonplussed_creep:
Father Alec Dec 25, 2018 @ 3:17pm 
Update: I have my account back but all my valuable tf2 items are now gone
Father Alec Dec 25, 2018 @ 12:50pm 
Guys my profile has been hacked and all my valuable items are gone if you have a random person friend you block them immediatley
76561198193657202 Trade Banned Dec 7, 2018 @ 2:26am 
added to trade
Zachary Zaza Aug 3, 2018 @ 10:32pm 
Heck, I understand Jon as a human completely now. His fellow obsession with Phil Swift has linked our minds, but that leaves me with but one question--where is Phil? It makes me violently angry, I feel cheated--does he care not for the union of minds? Or perhaps he looks over the two of us, as some kind of benign watcher? I cannot say. Only Phil can. Phil has all the answers now. I am currently tracking him down. When I was first self-aware enough to realize my descent, I blamed it on demons, or some other external force. I see now that it is only myself. I am the demon. I have now finally tracked down Phil. I have no plan but to fly to him, and beg him to let me live with him forever.
Zachary Zaza Aug 3, 2018 @ 10:32pm 
I changed my desktop picture and all my application icons to images of Phil Swift. Every passing day--every minute that went by!--I felt my obsession dig itself deeper. Flex Tape and Flex Seal started appearing all over my house. A boat and an industrial-grade chainsaw also appeared in my garage. There were mysterious charges to my card that I didn't remember making. I understand Jon's feeling of obsession proclaimed in the video.
Zachary Zaza Aug 3, 2018 @ 10:32pm 
I enjoyed the video thoroughly and went on with my day. But that would be the last truly normal day of my life. The signs started cropping up. I started subconciously saying "That's a lotta damage!" after I got hit in video games. I compulsively would stare at pictures of Phil Swift, even downloading them. But it was not enough. I started doing half jobs with a full smile. In every game where my character was customizable, I felt compelled to turn myself into Phil Swift.
Zachary Zaza Aug 3, 2018 @ 10:32pm 
I'm going to be extremely honest here: I'm dangerously obsessed with Phil Swift. It all started back when JonTron released the fateful video "Waterproofing My Life With FLEX TAPE", and it has only gotten worse, oh ho ho, SO much worse, since then. But it didn't start that way, in fact it most likely started much like your experience.
Father Alec Jul 21, 2018 @ 10:44pm 
U r gay
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1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 - $12.99
36x Magnum Condoms (Small) - $24.45
25x Bananas - $7.00
5x Cucumbers - $4.00
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ϟTheoϟ Buying Backpacks + Keys Jun 28, 2018 @ 6:41pm 
thanks for the message ;)
Holly Jun 21, 2018 @ 1:48am 
Hey bro, I see you have many useless craftable TF2 items So I can give one of my hats for all of them.
Check my profile (link in bio) and send me steam trade offer if its ok for you. Thanks for attention!
Alexx ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Apr 13, 2018 @ 4:33pm 
no u
boognish Apr 13, 2018 @ 3:44pm 
die noob hahahaha
Father Alec Mar 16, 2018 @ 3:41pm 
No u
scoliono Mar 15, 2018 @ 5:50pm 
You suck ♥♥♥♥ irl tho
Father Alec Feb 21, 2018 @ 2:43pm 
You suck ♥♥♥♥ at mario kart I whupped you ass to second place with a red shell
scoliono Feb 20, 2018 @ 10:41pm 
Also ur bad at Mario kart
scoliono Feb 20, 2018 @ 10:41pm 
False
James Feb 20, 2018 @ 4:20pm 
age is just a number ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
scoliono Feb 17, 2018 @ 10:47pm 
has an unusual but doesn't play comp, bad xdddd
scoliono Feb 8, 2018 @ 10:32am 
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment.
Father Alec Feb 4, 2018 @ 1:01pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thats so damn weird its like we are brothers
Father Alec Feb 4, 2018 @ 1:00pm 
Wat
scoliono Feb 3, 2018 @ 10:27am 
Holy crap lol