I would like to inform you of an amazing way of eating M&Ms
Mars recommends this method. To start the procedure build a mini sumo ring that has enough space for your thumbs and forfingers and two M&Ms then pick your first fighter and proceed to smash the two together until one cracks, when this happens eat the loser and pick another fighter and repeat. When only one M&M stands this is the winner and it should be sent back to the Mars headquarters for selective breeding and eventually there will be one mutated M&M that can not be cracked so please help me realise my dream.